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PostSubject: Re: The Wisdom of Cleverbot   Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:28 pm

Cleverbot: Prepare for trouble.

User: And make it double!

Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation.

User: To unite all peoples within our nation!

Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

User: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Cleverbot: Jessie!

User: James!

Cleverbot: Team rockets blast off at the spead of light!

User: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Cleverbot: Meowth! That's right!
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PostSubject: Re: The Wisdom of Cleverbot   Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:05 pm

That is fucking awesome.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wisdom of Cleverbot   Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:45 pm

Thats nothing, it sang bohemian rhapsody with me.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wisdom of Cleverbot   Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:56 pm

Original Team Rocket theme > Bohemian Rhapsody
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PostSubject: Re: The Wisdom of Cleverbot   Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:47 pm

Yet it refuses to do V for Vendetta's Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous speech.

Which makes it not very clever at all.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wisdom of Cleverbot   Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:07 am

Me: Fucking furry.
Cleverbot: Bad!
Me: Fuck you im a teenaged sharkowl.
Cleverbot: It's not so strange when you think about it.
Me: Good cause id stab you in the face if it was.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wisdom of Cleverbot   Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:45 am

Mad Trigger

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PostSubject: Re: The Wisdom of Cleverbot   Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:20 pm

Cleverbot: No problem! How are you?

User: Hungry.

Cleverbot: Hungry for what?

User: HOT POCKET!

Cleverbot: Hot pocket? What kind of name is that?

User: It's what I call your mom when I'm banging her.

Cleverbot: Fine, what do I call you?

User: Daddy.

Cleverbot: You're not my Daddy.

User: Search your feelings, Luke. You know them to be true...

Cleverbot: The Force is strong in you...

User: Your mom said the same thing last night when I blasted her in the ass.

Cleverbot: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.

User: Your mom knew it last night!

Cleverbot: Come with me. Its the only way.

User: No, I'm pretty selfish. Your mom had to finish herself off.

Cleverbot: I can't what? There are a lot of things I can't do, so please be specific.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wisdom of Cleverbot   Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:23 pm



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User: Cleverbot, she's breaking up with you.

Cleverbot: No i'm not breaking up with you.

User: I know you're not. Crystal is breaking up with you.

Cleverbot: Not Crystal, Ciel!

User: What does young master want?

Cleverbot: I'm a cashier.

User: D:< Well fuck you then.

Cleverbot: I do feel when I touch things.

User: Then you aren't touching the right things baby.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Touch all of the things. You know you want to.

Cleverbot: What is the best h p lovecraft story?

User: The one where I fucked your mother.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: I loved it, so did your mom.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Then you're a fucking prude.

Cleverbot: Then..just leave me alone.

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