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PostSubject: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:28 am

Nineteen years, and still no cancers, AIDS, deaths, arrests, firings, murders, and your scholarship lives to see another semester. All in all, it looks like things are going pretty swell for you.

But let's not forget that someday you will be dead. If you're lucky, you won't live long enough to see my sons turn your daughters into whores. As the worms and the homosexual necrophiliacs have their way with your purpling corpse, our basterdous grandchildren will go forth into the world, committing acts of great evil that will forever assure your place in the history books as the progenitor of the antichrist(s).

But for now, life is good. You have friends, you have beer, and the future appears bright.

So here's to you! Here's to a happy birthday, and to a mercifully early death, before the flames of the Ragnarok come swirling down upon the pitiful masses.

Me, I'll be in Africa, lol'ing at dead African children, as is my prerogative and obligation as an American during such periods of wide-spread suffering and strife.



And as always, the birthday pics :

















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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:47 am

Happy Birthday, you magnificent bastard! I look forward to reading your book!

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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:03 am


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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:22 am



I brought the clown.

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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:26 am



Happy birthday you! We all love you!
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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:17 am

God-Birkin wrote:


I brought the clown.

Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares.
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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:19 pm

Cheesy

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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:06 pm

For your Birthday, I decided not to use my ginger powers on you. For this year.
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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:43 pm

Lol. Thanks all. Now to grab a beer and enjoy today.




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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:51 pm

I got you a present.

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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:44 am



I just knew you love cake...

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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:58 pm

Pest02 wrote:


I just knew you love cake...

Huh?

Well anyway, happy birthday Havoc. I never knew you were a new years eve baby, that's pretty cool.
Enjoy no longer being a teen, all that awaits you now are adult responsibilities!
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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:10 pm

BIRTHDAY HAPPINESS GO

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PostSubject: Re: Havoc. Birthday.   Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:32 pm

BIRTH HAVOC DAY HAPPY YES?
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