Amnesia was a magnificent game ...That I paid 20 dollars for... And everyone should really jump on this deal with their gigantic bodies, crushing it to death. Not that any of you are fat, please don't be insulted. It's just that little data looks mighty small compared to your bodies. Even a hobbit's body, really. Not that any of you are short, please don't be insulted. Truth is, data is tiny nowadays. Like every single one of your weiners.
Please don't be insulted.
No really. Magnificent game. Play it. And for the record, I love all of you, even if you do get what I paid 20 dollars for for free.