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PostSubject: The Dance Has Begun!   Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:06 am

Or rather, the Dance began nearly a week ago, but work kept me away from the bookstore until just this evening.

Attention all ASoIaF fans (Z and Austin)!!! A Dance With Dragons, the anticipated 5th novel in the series has finally been released! I've been eagerly awaiting this day, licking my lips and wringing my hands in the corner for over two years now, and at long last the wait is over. I'm not even 25 pages in, and already there's been fights, killings, rapings, whorings, drunkenness, cocks, tits, bestiality, incest, skinshifting, scheming, and gasp-worthy plot revelations! I mourn the fact that there are only about 940 pages left to go...

Enjoy this one, lads. If the past is any indicator, then we can't expect the Winds of Winter for a good five years, and as we're all well aware, our beloved actor is quite elderly, and morbidly obese. And busy with a dozen other projects and tours besides.

The Dance has begun, and I can already tell it'll be one to remember. Let's just hope it isn't the last we see of the Seven Kingdoms.

Oh, and I STILL haven't seen past the third episode of the HBO series. Eagerly awaiting the DVD release.
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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:56 am

Fag.
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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:23 am

Nou D:<

Dammit Z, you're online right now. RALLY AROUND ME

FOR WINTERFELL

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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:33 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:38 am

PISS ON YOU.

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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:58 pm

I love your new avatar Trigger.
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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:07 pm



PENGUIN!

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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:33 am

Pengy wrote:
I love your new avatar Trigger.

In my experience, love is usually quite... Naaaaaughtyyyy...
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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:36 am

Are we human?

Or are we dancer?
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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:56 pm

I AM GETTING IT THE MINUTE I GET HOME ON MY KINDLE AND I WILL READ IT AFTER I FINISH THE LAST 2 BOOKS AGAIN. CAPS FOR EXCITMENT!
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PostSubject: Re: The Dance Has Begun!   Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:54 am

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I WILL READ IT AFTER I FINISH THE LAST 2 BOOKS AGAIN.

NO SIR. YOU TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW, RUN TO THE BOOKSTORE, OBTAIN DANCE, AND BEGIN READING IT IMMEDIATELY.

I'M ALREADY ON PAGE 400-SOMETHING, AND SO HELP ME, I INTEND TO THROW SPOILERS LEFT AND RIGHT IN MY MAD RANTINGS AFTER I RETURN IN THIRTEEN DAYS.

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