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PostSubject: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Sat May 26, 2012 10:51 pm

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face?lite

Who's up for a trip to Miami?

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Sat May 26, 2012 11:11 pm

They'd better put both parties down, or we'll have to call the UBCS.
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Sun May 27, 2012 2:04 am

IT HAS BEGUN.

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Sun May 27, 2012 3:46 pm

That sounds cool....
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Mon May 28, 2012 3:02 am

AW SHIT NIGGERS! RED ALERT!

http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

5/4: Atlanta man bitten by rabid bat
http://www.ajc.com/news/man-bitten-by-rabid-1431464.html

5/9: Fox attacked Morganton, Ga., woman, tested positive for rabies
http://timesfreepress.com/news/2012/may/09/fox-attacked-morganton-ga-woman-tested-positive-ra/?break
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5/11: Suspected human rabies exposures surge in Palm Beach
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2012-05-11/health/fl-palm-rabies-exposures-20120510_1_rabies-vaccin
ations-animal-care-control-dave-walesky

5/14: North Georgia officials warn residents of rabies increase
http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/18385795/north-georgia-officials-warn-residents-of-rabies-increase

5/15: Florida Raccoon Tested Positive for Rabies
http://www.wtvy.com/home/headlines/Florida_Raccoon_Tested_Positive_for_Rabies_151641535.html

5/17: Polk Co., FL confirms 6th positive rabies case after 2 dogs found with dead raccoon
http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/2b01b9048f9e47729d913dac88fca1d2/FL--Rabies-Polk-County/

5/17: Rabies alert issued in Suwannee County, FL
http://suwanneedemocrat.com/local/x234161220/Rabies-alert-issued-in-Suwannee-County

Also, we can't forget about the boil-water alert due to E. Coli...

North Broward boil-water notice in effect through Monday
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/fl-boil-water-sunday-brf-20120527,0,7437699.story

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest
http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

DISPATCH UBCS TO FLORIDA AND GEORGIA STAT!

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Mon May 28, 2012 3:32 am

That sounds even more cool.
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Mon May 28, 2012 9:29 pm

Alpha testing complete. Begin the beta test.

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Tue May 29, 2012 12:02 pm

...

*steals a shovel from work and begins building his underground bunker*

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Tue May 29, 2012 5:51 pm

Its too late for bunkers, nigger! Use that shovel to beat some heads in!

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:49 pm

http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/2012/06/01/cdc-there-is-no-zombie-apocalypse/
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:49 pm

Pest come pick me up? :c
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:43 pm

http://now.msn.com/now/0606-zombie-deep-south.aspx



So that brings the total from 4 to 5 attacks...

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:07 pm

Silly southerners, people aren't food!
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:00 pm

Poltergeist Pengy wrote:
Silly southerners, people aren't food!

Why not?
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:06 pm

You look tastey, Pengy.

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:38 pm

Most people look tasty...all this talk of cannibalism has made me hungry.
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:35 pm

How on Earth will the Miami bite-victim be able to "Face" his family, now?

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:16 am

Really?It took you all this time to come up with that? D:<
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:30 am

More importantly, how is he gonna facepalm?

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:58 am

W.Birkin wrote:
More importantly, how is he gonna facepalm?

Hold face in palm, apply to head. Continue until desired result reached.

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:52 pm

sounds awesome.....
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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:18 am

SHIT! ITS JUMPED THE POND!

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/358637/20120702/zombie-apocalypse-china-man-chews-face.htm

SHITS HIT THE FAN! I REPEAT! SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:26 pm

There's a 50 miles window where China connects to Afghanistan.



Don't worry, I've got it covered.

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:58 am

Thatta boy pest Cheesy

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PostSubject: Re: Possible Biohazard in Florida   Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:08 pm

Bring me back a zombie tooth.

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