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PostSubject: Borderlands 2   Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:22 pm

I just had a tea party with a 13 year old girl, after setting up the tea party, inviting all the guests and capturing the guest of honor.

She then invited all of that person's gang. Pest and I had to hold them off while she tortured that guy to death.

I FREAKING LOVE THIS GAME.

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“I’m a nurse,” she said.

This competent woman kneeling beside me and in my head she kept talking. In my head, I could hear her voice, like band-aids and brownies, saying, “You are not alone in this parched, cracked world into which you were so ruthlessly begotten.”"
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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:44 am

D: lucky sod. Doesn't come out till friday over here in the UK Sad got mine pre-ordered at local store though so going to pick it up first thing friday Cheesy
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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:05 pm

Ugh.....terrible idea. I worked all day, went with Pest to the midnight release, playing it all night then had to work. I felt like BLeurGRAH all day.

Somewhat worth it.

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“I’m a nurse,” she said.

This competent woman kneeling beside me and in my head she kept talking. In my head, I could hear her voice, like band-aids and brownies, saying, “You are not alone in this parched, cracked world into which you were so ruthlessly begotten.”"
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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:51 am

I have no job and my college is 7 and a half hours straight of accountancy every wednesday so i'll have my weekend fine. I'll go get it at opening time of my local store which is around 8:00am then play it until 6:00pm when I have to go to Friday Night Magic Cheesy
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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:04 pm

That last sentence either makes me proud that you're a basketball player or sad that you're a magic player.

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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:36 am

I have no idea where basketball comes into that sentance. I know almost nothing of any sport. Sorry to make you sad Cheesy
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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:19 am

I think Magic is the name of one of the bastketball teams.
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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:50 am

I was wrong, it's football and its on Sunday.

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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:25 pm

It's hard trying to play this game when there's this giddy schoolgirl voice shouting next to you "LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD! I DID THAT!"

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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:01 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:10 pm

My level 20 shotgun fires 4 shells for each pull of the trigger, each shell contains 18 pieces of Shot, which deal 178 damage each.

I gain +700% damage boost (1.75% x 400) no matter what, but I also lose accuracy by the same amount, hence the use of a Shotgun. A skill (Close Enough) Gives me a 50% chance to hit even if I miss and deal 50% of the damage my shot(s) would have done.

178 damage x 18 Shot Pieces = 3,204 Damage.

3,204 damage per shell x 4 shells=12,816 Damage per Trigger Pull

12,816 damage x 7 (Or 700% of 12,816 for the bonus)= 89,712 Damage before 50% reduction.

89,712 /2= 44,856 damage per trigger pull after 50% reduction.

Assuming I'm not stupid, if I hit on the first shot, I deal 89,712 damage assuming all of the shot hit. If I miss, I have a 50% chance to deal 44,856 damage anyway.

By level 32, my rape machine will be in full swing.

By level 50, I expect to be running the better half of the galaxy.
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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:07 pm

Pirate DLC is SOooooooooo slooooooow.......

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PostSubject: Re: Borderlands 2   Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:31 am

Probably worth mentioning I finished the game a while ago, got to level 50, beat the bonus boss (the equivilent of Crawmerax for those who played Borderlands 1) and also have another couple of accounts which are a level 27 siren, 14 assassin and 7 commando. My main is also a 50 commando. Don't have the DLC yet since I haven't been paid for new job yet but when I do i'll just get the season pass.
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