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PostSubject: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:35 am

Once, there was a poor pimp, who thought he could not get the ho's he needed to get the money he needed to get bling. So, despite the fact that he had no cane, he walked up to Pimpalicious, the best pimp in the crib, and kicked him in the nuts. The Poor Pimp then stole Pimpalicious' ho's, got the bling, chose a name that ended with -iscious, then was gunned down by another poor pimp, who repeated the process until the world died, and even then for a couple more months.

THE END DAMMIT!
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:38 am

Alternate ending - ... Who repeated the process until Vegeta and Napa crash landed on earth. Together they destroyed every pimp in theworld until they were defeated by Kakarot.

His son Gohan later grew up to be the first of the second generation of pimps. And they lived happily ever after.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:40 am

Alternate Alternate Ending: ...Until an asteriod came down a Pimp Clapped the Earth, killing it. The Asteriod then became the first ever SPACE PIMPE
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:42 am

Alternate Alternate Alternate Ending : ...But then all of the hos were murdered by federal agents. With their primary form of income destroyed, the remaining pimps slowly starved to death.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:45 am

Alternate Alternate Alternate ALternate Ending:... After their death, the dead bodies of the meteors were raised by a Venetian Voodo priest, which infected other meteors, making them into Zombie ho's.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:47 am

Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Aternate Ending:... Eventually the population withered and died due to Tuberculosis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:50 am

Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Aternate Alternate Ending: Until God made an angry face, and bunnies spawned.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:52 am

Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Aternate Alternate Alternate Ending: ...And smex was had, both infrequently and dispassionately.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:54 am

Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Aternate Alternate Alternate Ending: ... Until it all ended .
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:57 am

Bah! mine was alternate ending number 8! You left out an alternate!

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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:58 am

Yours is 7! I counted 7!
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimp that Could   Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:06 am

I mean 7! Yours is 7 too!

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