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PostSubject: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:21 pm

Username: Umbrella Researcher
Nickname: William Birkin
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I joined DF back in mid to late may of this year. This would be my second character, the first being
a Level 20 Soldier. I'm 23 and I've been a fan of the Resident Evil series for many years, not quite
obsessively but flamboyantly fanboyshly. Cheesy

My favorite male character is actually Albert Wesker, while my favorite female character would be
Rebecca Chambers. I own; Zero, Re: Director's Cut, 2, 3: Nemesis, Code Veronica X, Outbreak 2.
I did have Remake and 4 but someone broke into my house and stole them ><.

My favorite monsters are Cerberus and Hunters. My favorite game is 3. My least favorite would be
4, I haven't tried 5 yet, and from what I've heard it makes Re4 look like 2. >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:26 pm

Hey, welcome to the clan. Make sure to stay away from the windows.
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:36 pm

Windows? :o *looks around* x3 Thanks for the warm welcome Mr. Powers, Yea baby! Cheesy
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:42 pm

Sir, that phrase is trademarked. You owe me $500 now. Thanks!
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:49 pm

Ah crap x3, can I start a tab then? I'm good for it. :3
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:52 pm

No. If you are unable to pay, I'll just have to take an organ. Do you have a preference, or can I just take your left kidney?
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:55 pm

I'm kind of partial to my left kidney, will the right do? :o
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:03 pm

Nope. Now, if you want us to take your kidney out with a knife that HASN'T been rusting in the pool for about a year, that's gonna cost you another $50.
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:11 pm

I'll take my chances with the rusty knife, I'm sure I have a tetanus vaccine laying around somewhere. What about anesthetics? pain kinda makes me queasy.
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:14 pm

Welp, I can knock you over the head with a large frying pan if you want. But if I do that, I also have to charge an extra service fee of $100.
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:21 pm

Seriously? $100 for hitting me in the head? That's kind of steep, what if I hit myself then?
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:26 pm

That would be a breach in contract.
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:31 pm

...austin im hiring you as my lawyer in future.
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:34 pm

Oh alright then, can I at the very least get a shot of whiskey and something to bite down on?
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:07 pm

Nope. Hell, be lucky I'm giving you this warning.
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:10 pm

Hello, new member ^_^

I'm Wesker-X in DF, and on here I'm L.

Nice to meet you!
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:05 pm

Well, for $99.99 you can get the Umbrella Corporation special.
Which would be a hit in the head that half knocks you out.

You might find that a better deal?
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:11 pm

Ah, but for $120, you can get the Premioum special, in which we smother you with a pillow, then leave in in an empty room with a bear, a pineapple, and Trigger.
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:44 pm

Nice to see you as well Wesker or rather L :3, Yea I think I like the Premium Special the best.
Hit me up with one of those Cheesy
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:27 pm

Ok, but I dont really feel liek it, so... *hits Birk in the head with a pan*
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:36 pm

*hits the ground and writhes around in agony* Oh gawd! I thought you said you'd knock me out? Ack I think my nose is broken!

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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:42 pm

Quite your whining! I knocked you out of the square on the ground. Read the fine print.

*uses a rusty butter knife to cut out Birks left kidney*
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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:00 am

Glck! ow, hey watch the hands there, gah! that's my liver not my kidney, did you ever take an anatomy class? Ah, there you go. *clutches wound as blood seeps out* I'm feelin kinda woozy...

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PostSubject: Re: Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty   Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:06 am

*dumps salt and air into the wound* You'll be fine. Walk it off.
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