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PostSubject: Funny Chat Quotes (from here, DF, or other places)   Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:38 pm

Do I have to fetch my Urban Dead stuff? Snoodles the Panda needs to be found again. :p
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:56 pm

the second one was great
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:07 pm

Urban Dead spam channel makes me seriously LOL every time I logg in.
But rather than show you some retarded guy saying penis over and over, here's a screenshot from here: http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5166/lulzr.png
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:24 pm

You should have seen the one from Geesee.... Long...
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:37 pm

Heh... I'll get more later.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:50 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:13 pm

Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:51 pm

Imps, lrn 2 enlieesh

take throw jen?
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:26 am

Impy speaks Engrish.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:12 pm

Jarki wrote:
take throw jen?

Wha?
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:20 pm

Read the quote, Imperiator failed in his english language skills.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:41 pm

SettingSun wrote:
Read the quote, Imperiator failed in his english language skills.

He missed the word 'and'.

Take AND throw Jen
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:45 pm

Yes.

...hence we poke fun.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:33 pm

[18:50:23 27/03/09] Akraix : I'm fucking starving
[18:50:29 27/03/09] Akraix : I could eat a bear...
[18:50:32 27/03/09] Vash : What're you gonna eat?
[18:50:40 27/03/09] SettingSun : When'd you meet someone named Starving?
[18:50:45 27/03/09] SettingSun : is Starving a boy or girl?
[18:50:49 27/03/09] Akraix : boy
[18:50:53 27/03/09] Akraix : you know how I roll
[18:50:54 27/03/09] Vash : lol
[18:50:54 27/03/09] SettingSun : Does he have a nice ass? Does she have a nice ass?
[18:50:58 27/03/09] SettingSun : I know
[18:51:02 27/03/09] Akraix : tube steak for dinner
[18:51:05 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : I already ate. What her name is, is not discussable.
[18:51:21 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : Hay all
[18:51:27 27/03/09] SettingSun : Hi Konny
[18:51:28 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : Hi Konny
[18:51:31 27/03/09] Akraix : rarro
[18:51:34 27/03/09] SettingSun : ....and i'ma bounce again.
[18:51:39 27/03/09] Akraix : boo
[18:51:47 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : Hiss
[18:51:59 27/03/09] Akraix : *scoots over to konny* So...Come here often?
[18:52:10 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : don't leave me! awww
[18:52:13 27/03/09] @ Jarki : Hilo Konny
[18:52:19 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : ... hay baby
[18:52:26 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : (to jesse, not jarki)
[18:52:29 27/03/09] @ Konstantine :
[18:52:29 27/03/09] Akraix : lol
[18:52:34 27/03/09] Vash : lol
[18:52:37 27/03/09] Akraix : obviously
[18:53:02 27/03/09] Akraix : Is that a 12 inch penis in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
[18:53:25 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : It's actually a 12 inch penis, I don't know how it got in there...
[18:53:26 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : It's a roll of quarters. It's laudry day
[18:53:33 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : it might be Jarki's...
[18:53:33 27/03/09] Vash : lol
[18:53:35 27/03/09] @ Jarki : I do believe you said that wrong:
[18:53:41 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : Laundry Day!
[18:53:42 27/03/09] Akraix : I get that problem alot Konny
[18:53:49 27/03/09] @ Jarki : Bahahaha
[18:53:59 27/03/09] Akraix : Lol glad someone got that joke
[18:54:18 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : I gots it silly
[18:54:27 27/03/09] Akraix : har har
[18:55:03 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : sooo... party time?
[18:55:12 27/03/09] Akraix : Why do they call it blue balls?
[18:55:13 27/03/09] Vash : I gotta go soon
[18:55:16 27/03/09] Akraix : The don't turn blue
[18:55:17 27/03/09] * Konstantine dances in the middle of the room
[18:55:33 27/03/09] * Jennifer Welford puts on shirt.
[18:55:37 27/03/09] Akraix : no fucking way
[18:55:41 27/03/09] Akraix : the pizza is here
[18:55:43 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : I forgot to do that. :3
[18:55:48 27/03/09] Akraix : W00T food time!!!!
[18:56:06 27/03/09] Vash : Go forth and devour your enemies!
[18:56:11 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : I need to help Pest clean. He looks so lonely and bored.
[18:56:16 27/03/09] Akraix : Excuse me Jenn, but your balls are showing, mind putting on pants?
[18:56:32 27/03/09] * Konstantine takes off shirt and gives it to jennifer
[18:56:35 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : heres another
[18:56:40 27/03/09] Vash : Manly.
[18:56:42 27/03/09] * Jennifer Welford takes out tennis ball
[18:56:50 27/03/09] Akraix : Woah
[18:56:55 27/03/09] Akraix : where were you hiding those
[18:57:00 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : Tennis is a great sport. It paid for some of my med school.
[18:57:04 27/03/09] Akraix : and why do they smell like rotten fish?
[18:57:13 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : I still had on pants
[18:57:21 27/03/09] Vash : I still had apnts on*
[18:57:25 27/03/09] Vash : pants*
[18:57:28 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : That was lunch. Tuna sandwhich
[18:57:33 27/03/09] Vash : God,i even fail at corrections
[18:57:36 27/03/09] Vash :
[18:57:40 27/03/09] Akraix : Haha
[18:57:46 27/03/09] Akraix : Dinner timmmmmmemememememe
[18:57:48 27/03/09] Vash : I type too fast.
[18:57:48 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : Poor Vash.
[18:57:53 27/03/09] Vash : Go eat, then
[18:58:00 27/03/09] * Jennifer Welford pats Vash on his hair
[18:58:01 27/03/09] Vash : I know, right. Poor me..
[18:58:10 27/03/09] * Vash purrs
[18:58:49 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : brb
[18:58:56 27/03/09] Vash : Yup.
[18:59:04 27/03/09] Vash : I actually have to go, though.
[18:59:11 27/03/09] Vash : I'll be back soon, folks.
[19:00:07 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : so... me and jesse...
[19:00:16 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : ...or just me
[19:01:40 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : I'm still half here
[19:03:54 27/03/09] @ Jarki : I'm still looking periodically
[19:05:34 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : I'm doing dishes, Pest is vacuuming his living room
[19:06:18 27/03/09] @ Jarki : I'm sitting on my fat ass reading forums
[19:06:19 27/03/09] @ Jarki : :3
[19:07:41 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : Jarki, your ass isn't fat. It's amazing. :p
[19:07:49 27/03/09] @ Jarki : XD
[19:09:00 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : ...
[19:09:12 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : can there be sexy girl scene noaw?
[19:09:31 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : Not right not, my hands are dirty
[19:09:41 27/03/09] SettingSun : ....
[19:10:04 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : what's da matter ryan?
[19:12:27 27/03/09] @ Jarki : Lol
[19:12:32 27/03/09] * Jarki hugs Ryan
[19:15:04 27/03/09] * Jennifer Welford hugs.....self
[19:15:12 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : :/
[19:15:41 27/03/09] * Jarki includes Jen in hug
[19:16:33 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford :
[19:16:43 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : /is in group hug
[19:16:49 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : .../me is in group hug
[19:16:57 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : Wow...I can't do it.
[19:17:05 27/03/09] * Jennifer Welford is in group hug
[19:17:07 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : :3
[19:17:33 27/03/09] @ Jarki : XD
[19:17:56 27/03/09] * SettingSun is in group hug
[19:18:30 27/03/09] * Konstantine cries in the middle of the group hug
[19:18:38 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : STOP TOUCHING MY BUT!
[19:18:47 27/03/09] * SettingSun exits group hug.
[19:19:14 27/03/09] * Jennifer Welford chases after and glomps Ryan
[19:19:46 27/03/09] @ Jarki : XD
[19:19:47 27/03/09] * SettingSun dodges and jen lands in a pile of fluffy pillows.
[19:20:34 27/03/09] * Jennifer Welford wonders, Why are there fluffy pillows in an evil corporation?
[19:20:41 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : ...raep raep reap
[19:20:50 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : I mean... DECORATION!
[19:21:19 27/03/09] @ Jarki : XD
[19:23:07 27/03/09] * SettingSun walks out of the Umbrella Corporation Headquarters.
[19:23:57 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : ... RYAN? NOOOOO!
[19:24:04 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : why won't he love me?
[19:25:01 27/03/09] Z 1 : what the fuck has been going on
[19:25:10 27/03/09] Z 1 : the frigin room is on fire
[19:25:19 27/03/09] Z 1 : better
[19:26:11 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : Well, Konny's tears of broken pride formed a puddle, and the intensity of my staring at Jarki's rear ignited the puddle, so....
[19:26:28 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : I really need to learn to control myself.
[19:26:30 27/03/09] @ Konstantine :
[19:26:36 27/03/09] Z 1 : what
[19:26:44 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : at least they went to good use
[19:26:57 27/03/09] Z 1 : i see you walking topless
[19:27:03 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : I put a shirt on
[19:27:06 27/03/09] Z 1 : "tube steak"
[19:27:11 27/03/09] Z 1 : i am reading
[19:27:29 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : I don't know what they are saying. I kept my pants on the entire time
[19:27:39 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : Unlike some of us.
[19:27:46 27/03/09] * Jennifer Welford gives dirty look at Konny
[19:27:49 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : :p
[19:29:29 27/03/09] Z 1 : ok
[19:30:48 27/03/09] Z 1 : whole convo is going to be posted now
[19:30:57 27/03/09] Jennifer Welford : lol
[19:32:17 27/03/09] @ Konstantine : it's a skirt!
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:34 pm

Z1, wouldn't a picture, or several pictures be better?

All I see is a white wall of text.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:25 pm

...I can see it.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:06 pm

Free Items: Does anyone want a Combat Knife?
SettingSun: ...However, your kick should be delivered soon enough
Ferras: What's that?
SettingSun: a weapon.
»you go all, *Stabby stabby mcstab stab* on the zombies
»and they fall down.
»then you repeat.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:46 am

[20:45:15 01/04/09] imperiator : imma headed out into the city.
[20:45:22 01/04/09] imperiator : who's coming with me?
[20:45:27 01/04/09] Saria231 : Y?
[20:45:42 01/04/09] Saria231 : y u g0 tu sitty?
[20:45:46 01/04/09] imperiator : wadya mean y?
[20:46:03 01/04/09] imperiator : i go 2 sitty cooz tis fon tere
[20:46:17 01/04/09] Vash : I would come, but I gotta walk the dog in 3 minutes.
[20:46:40 01/04/09] Saria231 : I stare blankly at a wall/
[20:46:41 01/04/09] Vash : If u wanna wait, I can come in about 15 minutes.
[20:47:05 01/04/09] imperiator : mmk.
[20:47:48 01/04/09] Saria231 : *yawn*
[20:47:54 01/04/09] imperiator : tired?
[20:48:02 01/04/09] Saria231 : nope.
[20:48:11 01/04/09] Saria231 : just felt like yawning.
[20:48:26 01/04/09] imperiator : ah.
[20:48:30 01/04/09] imperiator : so watcha up to now?
[20:48:45 01/04/09] Saria231 : masturbating.
[20:49:13 01/04/09] imperiator : so hows that working out for you?
[20:49:29 01/04/09] Saria231 : rather nicelt.
[20:49:54 01/04/09] imperiator : i take it you dont have a free hand to play REO with me then?
[20:49:57 01/04/09] Saria231 : forgive the slowness of my replies, i'm typoing with one hand
[20:50:23 01/04/09] imperiator : its understandable.
[20:50:24 01/04/09] Saria231 : actually, i just finished.
[20:50:32 01/04/09] Saria231 : lemme download byone.
[20:50:33 01/04/09] imperiator : ah.
[20:50:37 01/04/09] Saria231 : provide link!
[20:50:38 01/04/09] imperiator : feel better now?
[20:51:16 01/04/09] Saria231 : where is byond?
[20:51:22 01/04/09] imperiator : http://www.byond.com/download/
[20:53:30 01/04/09] Saria231 : I...
[20:53:39 01/04/09] imperiator : ?


Jesus.... Things not to read at 6:45 in the A.M.
I like how Saria becomes COMPLETELY oblivious to Nick's attempt at finding out her her masturbating went. I got a sick, twisted chuckle out of that for some reason...
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:33 am

Bahahaha, you're lucky you weren't here for some of the... previous, awkward things that were on Chatbox. Just ask Pest. :3
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:41 am

I don't want to know.

I have the strange feeling I won't wanna talk to a LOT of people if I were.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:58 am

Jarki wrote:
Bahahaha, you're lucky you weren't here for some of the... previous, awkward things that were on Chatbox. Just ask Pest. :3

ya...theres been a lot of wierd stuff...btw i asked because i was wondering whether or not she would go "afk" again during REO. Tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:11 am

Sure.... Tongue

There was NO interest at all in if she got off or not... sure... and I'm totally wearing a pair of pink stiletto heels while putting on lipstick and talking about how my skin suit looks awesome.


...I went too far with that one.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:47 pm

...in revealing what you do in your private time?...yes.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:12 pm

...it's not private time.

Konny is watching me on web-....
Nevermind Smiley
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