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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu May 31, 2012 12:23 pm

Why have I been quoted so much? :C
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:42 pm

[19:40:12] @ ArachnoHavoc : (_>;,,;<
[19:40:27] @ ArachnoHavoc : THE SCORPION. YOU HAVE AWOKEN IT
[19:40:47] @ Nyctophobia : INFERIOR TO THE TABLE FLIPPER
[19:40:48] @ Nyctophobia : (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
[19:41:31] @ ArachnoHavoc : (_╯;,,;╯︵ ┻━┻
[19:41:40] @ ArachnoHavoc : WERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?
[19:41:50] @ Nyctophobia : !!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:55 pm

[21:39:12] Untersturmführer Alvarez joined the chat on Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:39 pm

[21:39:19] Untersturmführer Alvarez : THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME

[21:39:21] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I WILL EVER

[21:39:24] Untersturmführer Alvarez : EVER

[21:39:24] Untersturmführer Alvarez : AND I DO MEAN

[21:39:32] Untersturmführer Alvarez : GO TO THE MOVIES

[21:39:48] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I ANY KIND OF BLACK PERSON IF THEY WORK THERE I'M LEAVING.

[21:40:38] @ Nyctophobia : You any kind of black person if they work there you're leaving?

[21:40:41] @ Nyctophobia : I'm not sure I understand.

[21:40:57] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I SWEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKERS QUOTE ME ON THAT

[21:41:04] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR PILLOWS

[21:41:12] Untersturmführer Alvarez : AND MAKE YOU WATCH ME EAT ALL YOUR FRUIT.

[21:41:53] @ Nyctophobia : You will do this IF we quote you?

[21:42:11] Untersturmführer Alvarez : FUCK YES I WILL.

[21:42:14] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I AM FUMING RIGHT NOW.

[21:42:28] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I'M FUMING WORSE THEN A LONDON FACTORY DURING THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.

[21:42:32] @ Nyctophobia : Part of me wants to quote you on it

[21:42:39] @ Nyctophobia : but I don't think I would have if you didn't give me the idea

[21:42:55] Untersturmführer Alvarez : THAT MOTHER FUCKER BIRK WILL.

[21:43:05] Untersturmführer Alvarez : HE'S A CUNNING, CUNIVING WHORE.

[21:43:22] @ Nyctophobia : Just how mad would you be if I hit Ctrl + C and put it in the chat quotes?

[21:43:26] @ Nyctophobia : On a scale of 1 to 10.

[21:43:52] Untersturmführer Alvarez : ABOUT A QW

[21:43:55] Untersturmführer Alvarez : MOTHER FUCK

[21:43:58] Untersturmführer Alvarez : 12

[21:44:00] Untersturmführer Alvarez : SHIT

[21:44:01] Untersturmführer Alvarez : COCK

[21:44:54] @ Nyctophobia : I have it saved in a txt file

[21:44:59] @ Nyctophobia : I will consider quoting it

[21:45:11] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I HAVE YOUR TXT FILE SAVED

[21:45:16] Untersturmführer Alvarez : FOR MY PERSONAL PLEASURE.

[21:45:52] @ Nyctophobia : If you don't delete my txt saved I'll post your quote

[21:47:27] Untersturmführer Alvarez : MAN FUCK YOU AND YOUR WORDS

[21:47:30] Untersturmführer Alvarez : FUCK WORDS

[21:47:38] @ Nyctophobia : Explain the situation

[21:47:52] Untersturmführer Alvarez : MAN YOU SITUATION THE EXPLAIN

[21:47:54] Untersturmführer Alvarez : YOU WEREN'T THERE

[21:48:00] Untersturmführer Alvarez : THEY CAME FROM THE TREES MAN

[21:48:25] Untersturmführer Alvarez : WE WERE KIDS MAN

[21:48:40] Shadow Birkin has been disconnected on Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:48 pm (session timeout)

[21:50:25] @ Nyctophobia : yes but

[21:50:26] @ Nyctophobia : y u mad

[21:51:01] Untersturmführer Alvarez : MAN FUCK THIS. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE SOME HERION AND INJECT METH

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:31 pm

Man, fuck you guys D:<
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:02 pm

I only wish I had been the one to quote it. Alas, I was preoccupied. Good one, Kanden Cheesy

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:25 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:43 pm

[20:37:59] @ Wesker : Except I had no intention of doing it, as I've explained. It was a half-assed attempt to get folks to shut up with the pony fanfare, and I was wrong to have announced it.

There it is.

I'd like to clear up any misunderstandings or hurt feelers that may have come about, so just PM me if you hold any grudges against me. About anything.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:15 pm

[23:11:44] W.Birkin joined the chat on Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:11 pm
[23:11:49] @ W.Birkin : So
[23:11:54] @ W.Birkin : Pengy is gonna bone some dude
[23:11:59] @ W.Birkin : Grats
[23:12:01] Pengor : !!
[23:12:06] Pengor : who told you that? D:
[23:12:16] @ W.Birkin : Psychic powers
[23:12:29] Pengor : shit spreads quick around here.
[23:12:33] Pengor : oh chat quotes
[23:12:38] @ W.Birkin : Well, yea
[23:12:44] @ W.Birkin : shit does tend to spread when you bone guys
[23:12:52] @ W.Birkin : specially if its not planned
[23:13:00] @ W.Birkin : such as when you smoke weed and play games
[23:13:40] @ Austin Powers : Santorum
[23:13:42] @ Nyctophobia : He's also a time traveller
[23:13:44] @ W.Birkin : Cause smoking weed and playing games is just a gate way to homoerotocism
[23:13:46] @ Nyctophobia : a secret time traveller
[23:13:47] @ Austin Powers : you gotta watch out for santorum
[23:14:11] Pengor : eroticism in general Birk
[23:14:17] @ W.Birkin : One minute you're taking a hit off the joint and rocking the joystick, the next you're taking a hit off your friend's joystick
[23:14:18] Pengor : tis how all my sexual encounters begin

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:00 am

[00:45:17] @ W.Birkin : http://g.e-hentai.org/s/7c96bd5755/458870-1
[00:45:58] @ W.Birkin : enjoy~
[00:46:12] @ Wesker : Y'know
[00:46:12] Pengor : I...I probably won't.
[00:46:34] @ Wesker : It's times like this when I'm glad Chrome allows me to remove single sites from my internet history.
[00:47:24] Pengor : I've never been able to really get into hentai much like anime.
[00:47:37] Pengor : it confuses me in similar ways.
[00:48:26] @ Wesker : I can only enjoy Hentai when I can hear their screams.
[00:48:32] @ Wesker : So, Doujins don't do it for me.
[00:48:55] Pengor : D=
[00:49:06] @ W.Birkin : pffft
[00:49:09] @ Wesker : xD
[00:49:10] @ W.Birkin : no imagination
[00:49:33] @ Wesker : Send me a Hentai Video where wimminz get raped by monster penis.
[00:49:37] @ Wesker : That mght work.
[00:49:39] @ Wesker : Might*
[00:50:00] Pengor : what is it exactly with japanese women and being in horrible pain the instant anything sexual happens?
[00:50:10] Pengor : Are all Japanese guys into hurting people
[00:50:17] Pengor : Sadists?
[00:50:30] @ Wesker : Oh, it's not nearly as frequent.
[00:50:36] @ Wesker : It just happens to turn me on.
[00:50:53] Pengor : no it is frequent
[00:50:59] @ W.Birkin : eh
[00:51:01] @ Wesker : Matter of fact, when you visit a hentai site, furry porn pops up more frequently than painsex
[00:51:16] @ Wesker : Well, at least my sites.
[00:51:17] @ W.Birkin : he's right
[00:51:20] Pengor : I'm just talking bout screaming.
[00:51:20] @ Wesker : But
[00:51:25] Pengor : Dunno how furry came up.
[00:51:33] @ Wesker : DON'T THINK TOO MUCH ON THAT. I DON'T VISIT FURRY SITES.
[00:51:37] @ W.Birkin : screaming doesn't really imply pain
[00:51:39] @ Wesker : No, it was a comparison.
[00:51:46] @ Wesker : They're both rare kinds of hentai.
[00:51:49] Pengor : true
[00:51:56] @ Wesker : I like it when they're in pain though.
[00:51:59] @ Wesker : Blood.
[00:52:02] Pengor : I assumed it was the counterpart to americans screaming strings of curse words
[00:52:15] @ Wesker : & stuff.
[00:52:25] Pengor : yeah that's a fetish I don't really get personally but whatever floats your boat.
[00:52:37] @ W.Birkin : sure
[00:52:37] @ Wesker : It's funny to me.
[00:52:48] @ W.Birkin : there is some implied pain in certain scenes
[00:52:52] @ Wesker : "I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU LIKE A MEAT-CONDOM" - made me laugh nonstop forever.
[00:52:52] Pengor : Anything bdsm and especially c&bt. It really annoys me when people don't tag that shit.
[00:53:09] Pengor : It's like normal porn normal porn normal porn DICK GETTING STEPPED ON UNTIL IT TURNS A VIOLENT ANGRY PURPLE
[00:53:12] @ W.Birkin : i remember this one hentai where this chick was spit-roasted between two ogres who's cocks were like, the size of watermeleons
[00:53:28] @ W.Birkin : by all means the bitch shoulda been split apart if not damaged internally
[00:53:33] @ W.Birkin : but she not only enjoyed it
[00:53:38] @ W.Birkin : she became a fucking cockslave
[00:53:39] @ Wesker : It's better for me if they learn to love the giant penis, though.
[00:53:43] @ Wesker : Yeah.
[00:53:47] @ Wesker : WAIT
[00:53:52] @ Wesker : I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
[00:53:52] Pengor : Yeah but that's commonplace in hentai is it not?
[00:53:56] @ Wesker : WAS SHE A DARK ELF?
[00:54:00] Dumbo El Magnifico joined the chat on Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:54 am
[00:54:02] @ W.Birkin : yes.
[00:54:06] @ W.Birkin : OH FUCK
[00:54:08] @ Wesker : LMAO
[00:54:08] @ W.Birkin : YOU SAW IT TOO
[00:54:09] Dumbo El Magnifico : WELCOME STRANGER
[00:54:09] @ Wesker : I HAVE THAT
[00:54:14] @ Wesker : ON MY D DRIVE.
[00:54:15] Dumbo El Magnifico : WHAT ARE YA BUYIN'?
[00:54:22] @ Wesker : THAT IS MY FAVORITE HENTAI.
[00:54:25] Dumbo El Magnifico : I'VE MANY GOOD THINGS TO SELL.
[00:54:28] Pengor : Im buyin first aid spray.
[00:54:35] Pengor : the fuck you think I'm buyin?
[00:54:47] Pengor : now buy this goddamn pendant at a high price.
[00:54:53] @ W.Birkin :
[00:54:54] @ W.Birkin : OYI
[00:54:59] @ W.Birkin : THATS MY LINE BISH
[00:55:14] Dumbo El Magnifico : I'LL BUY YOUR LINE
[00:55:15] @ W.Birkin : I
[00:55:17] @ Wesker : BIRKIN
[00:55:18] Dumbo El Magnifico : AT A HIGH PRICE
[00:55:21] @ Wesker : DID YOU SEE THE WHOLE THING?
[00:55:24] @ W.Birkin : i cant remember where I saw that vid wesk
[00:55:28] @ Wesker : THERE WAS SOME OTHER DARK ELF
[00:55:32] @ W.Birkin : I think it was on hentai stream
[00:55:32] @ Wesker : AND SHE WAS LIKE
[00:55:39] @ W.Birkin : I saw the one episode all the way through
[00:55:53] @ Wesker : "I'MMA PLACE A SPELL ON MY VAGINA SO SEMEN DOESN'T MAKE ME PREGGERS"
[00:55:56] Dumbo El Magnifico : I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
[00:55:58] Pengor : This is a weird conversating. two people talking about a shared experience which happened to be porn they both saw.
[00:56:01] @ Wesker : AND THE MEN WRE LIKE
[00:56:04] Dumbo El Magnifico : No, not really.
[00:56:06] @ Wesker : "I'M FINE WITH THAT."
[00:56:14] @ Wesker : xD
[00:56:18] @ Wesker : Birk and I are cool.
[00:56:19] Pengor : It is anywhere but on he internet
[00:56:21] @ Wesker : We're way cool.
[00:56:22] @ W.Birkin : yea
[00:56:24] @ W.Birkin : I saw that
[00:56:31] @ W.Birkin : he broke that seal with his cock
[00:56:34] @ W.Birkin : it was hillarious
[00:56:38] @ Wesker : xD
[00:56:49] @ Wesker : I LOVE YOU, BIRK
[00:56:50] Dumbo El Magnifico : I'LL BUY IT
[00:56:51] @ W.Birkin : the look on her face was priceless
[00:56:56] Dumbo El Magnifico : AT A HIGH PRICE.
[00:57:03] @ Wesker : SRSLY. BEST TIME ON THIS WEBSITE I'VE HAD IN RECENT MONTHS.
[00:57:27] @ W.Birkin :
[00:57:34] Dumbo El Magnifico : You guys know whats weird?
[00:57:45] @ Wesker : I NEED TO CHATQUOTE THIS NOW, TO REMIND ME THAT THIS HAPPENED.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:39 am

Question, did either of you find that stuff from Jen? She posted things like that on my computer all the time.

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:43 am

Nope, not from Jen, it was from anime-sharing.com
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:48 pm

[21:39:46 16/06/12] @ Havoc :
[21:39:49 16/06/12] @ Austin Powers : Pizza is good
[21:40:03 16/06/12] @ Havoc : why is facepalm coded fap?
[21:40:14 16/06/12] @ Havoc : we have a pervert on the lose
[21:40:32 16/06/12] @ Austin Powers : Dude
[21:40:34 16/06/12] @ Havoc : if anything
[21:40:38 16/06/12] * W.Birkin shrug
[21:40:38 16/06/12] @ Austin Powers : We're all perverts here
[21:40:39 16/06/12] @ Havoc : that is clearly a tbagging
[21:40:45 16/06/12] @ W.Birkin : It was like that before I got here
[21:41:24 16/06/12] @ Havoc : You got here too late to save us all
[21:41:28 16/06/12] @ Havoc : your no hero
[21:41:34 16/06/12] @ Havoc : your just some guy
[21:41:44 16/06/12] @ Havoc : with pretty yellow words of fake
[21:41:50 16/06/12] @ Havoc : I believed in you Birkin!
[21:41:54 16/06/12] @ W.Birkin : Pfffft
[21:41:58 16/06/12] @ Havoc : I BELIEVED!!
[21:42:00 16/06/12] @ Havoc : *cries*
[21:42:00 16/06/12] Tool : And you let people starve
[21:42:01 16/06/12] @ W.Birkin : You believed in the wrong guy!
[21:42:04 16/06/12] @ W.Birkin : There are no more heroes
[21:42:11 16/06/12] @ W.Birkin : Just me, a lowly otaku
[21:42:18 16/06/12] * W.Birkin adjusts glasses
[21:43:00 16/06/12] * Travis Birkdown draws bloodberry
[21:43:15 16/06/12] * Travis Birkdown throws off the disguise of w.birkin
[21:43:40 16/06/12] Tool : That's the worst name I've seen on this chatbox to date.
[21:43:44 16/06/12] Tool : Huh?
[21:44:05 16/06/12] @ Havoc : Huh?
[21:45:06 16/06/12] @ Travis Birkdown : Oh shut it D:<
[21:45:09 16/06/12] @ Travis Birkdown : Wesk would love it

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:56 pm

[21:45:36] Tool : Well he's not here,now is he?
[21:45:38] @ Havoc : I want to play a game
[21:45:39] @ Havoc : of gamery
[21:45:54] @ Havoc : NOW THAT I HAVE MY NEW COMPUTER
[21:45:58] @ Havoc : I CAN PLAY RUNESCAPE!
[21:46:03] * Havoc is clearly joking
[21:46:15] @ Travis Birkdown : And in 2 seconds, neither will you :D
[21:46:20] * Travis Birkdown cleaves Tool
[21:46:52] * Tool shrieks in pain covering his face with his hand to have it cut off.
[21:46:57] tool has been kicked by Havoc
[21:47:03] Tool joined the chat on Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:47 pm
[21:47:08] @ Havoc : You killed the poor lad
[21:47:14] Tool : Screw you Birk!
[21:47:19] @ Havoc : Oh
[21:47:20] @ Havoc : my
[21:47:21] @ Havoc : god
[21:47:23] Tool : Wait you kicked me?
[21:47:23] Havoc has logged off the chat on Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:47 pm
[21:47:31] Tool : Why you...
[21:47:33] Tool : You...
[21:47:37] W.Birkin joined the chat on Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:47 pm
[21:47:41] Tool : I have no word for you.
[21:47:44] @ W.Birkin : Me?
[21:47:45] Tool : Wtf.
[21:47:54] @ W.Birkin : o.o
[21:47:55] * Tool runs his eyes.
[21:48:08] * W.Birkin is a dirty thief
[21:48:09] Tool : Man,I gotta sleep more often than once every week.
[21:48:37] @ W.Birkin : I want to keep this name forever and ever <3
[21:48:41] @ Travis Birkdown : :D
[21:48:55] @ Travis Birkdown : Havoc you scalliwag
[21:49:08] @ Travis Birkdown : you picked up my sloughed off skin
[21:49:11] @ W.Birkin : Argh!
[21:49:22] @ W.Birkin : I have to say it is cozy
[21:49:48] Tool : That's cause I screwed it so many times.
[21:49:52] @ Travis Birkdown : Don't worry about the pedophillic feelings
[21:49:54] @ Travis Birkdown : its natural
[21:49:58] Tool : Wait that came out wrong.
[21:50:29] @ W.Birkin : Even more treachery!
[21:50:49] @ W.Birkin : I don't know what to think about this
[21:51:01] @ Travis Birkdown : Oh
[21:51:05] @ Travis Birkdown : I should also warn you
[21:51:12] @ Travis Birkdown : G gets hungry at times
[21:51:12] @ W.Birkin : Whats that?
[21:51:12] Tool : My brain can't handle two Birks....
[21:51:21] * Tool falls to his knees holding his head.
[21:51:30] * W.Birkin fondles Tool
[21:51:33] @ W.Birkin : It is okay..
[21:51:33] @ Travis Birkdown : if you can't figure out what it is, he'll end up eating you
[21:51:49] * Travis Birkdown fondles Tool's tool
[21:52:09] * W.Birkin fondles Tool's tool's tool
[21:52:30] @ W.Birkin : It didn't have to be this way
[21:52:35] * W.Birkin fondles Birkin
[21:53:25] @ Travis Birkdown : Oh my
[21:53:30] * Travis Birkdown returns the fondling
[21:53:46] @ W.Birkin : Does that mean your playing with yourself?
[21:53:48] @ Travis Birkdown : Is this incest, or masturbation?
[21:53:52] @ Travis Birkdown : :D
[21:53:54] @ Travis Birkdown : HA
[21:53:58] @ Travis Birkdown : you're even thinking like me now
[21:54:09] @ W.Birkin : OH MY GOD
[21:54:10] @ W.Birkin : IT HURTS
[21:54:25] W.Birkin has logged off the chat on Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:54 pm
[21:54:34] @ Travis Birkdown : It only hurts the first time :D
[21:54:42] Tool : Oh thank you lord...
[21:55:01] @ Travis Birkdown : You're still here with one birk
[21:55:04] @ Travis Birkdown : ?=3
[21:55:13] * Travis Birkdown gets closer to Tool

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:48 pm

[22:45:33] @ Wesker : You're right, but I love me some Blackmail.
[22:45:49] Dumbo El Magnifico : Who do you plan on blackmailing?
[22:45:53] Dumbo El Magnifico : Do tell.
[22:46:14] @ Wesker : I'm going to be getting a package from Africa tonight.
[22:46:21] @ Wesker : That's what I meant.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:33 pm

[16:09:28] @ W.Birkin : I am the terror! That flaps in the night!
[16:09:51] @ W.Birkin : Oh, sorry, did I say flaps? I meant FAPS
[16:09:51] Dumbo El Magnifico : You got that wrong.
[16:09:58] Dumbo El Magnifico : Holy shit
[16:10:06] Dumbo El Magnifico : You said What I was going to say...
[16:10:11] @ W.Birkin : D:<
[16:10:23] @ W.Birkin : nigguh i'll cutchchu
[16:10:35] Dumbo El Magnifico : That doesn't make any sense.
[16:11:11] * W.Birkin flicks open knife
[16:11:20] @ W.Birkin : Let me enlighten you then
[16:12:20] Dumbo El Magnifico : That's an interesting thought. Allow me to offer my rebuttal.
[16:12:36] Dumbo El Magnifico : HOW 'BOUT NO YA CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD.
[16:12:52] * Dumbo El Magnifico engages in unarmed combat
[16:12:59] @ W.Birkin : It was never negotiable
[16:13:01] * W.Birkin slashes
[16:13:17] * Dumbo El Magnifico dodges and grabs birks arm
[16:13:30] * Dumbo El Magnifico breaks Birks arm at the elbow
[16:13:50] Dumbo El Magnifico : Your move, pretty boy.
[16:14:41] * Dumbo El Magnifico pins
[16:14:44] * W.Birkin cracks arm back into place
[16:14:52] * W.Birkin monkeyflios
[16:14:58] @ W.Birkin : D:< critical failure
[16:15:04] * W.Birkin tumbles to death
[16:16:11] Dumbo El Magnifico : OH NO YOU DON'T
[16:16:16] * Dumbo El Magnifico saves Birk
[16:16:27] * Dumbo El Magnifico procedes to kill Birk
[16:17:39] * W.Birkin nope
[16:17:46] * Dumbo El Magnifico grabs Birks arm
[16:17:49] * Dumbo El Magnifico twists
[16:18:02] * W.Birkin has tumbled down a multitude of stairs, breaking every bone imaginable along the way
[16:18:07] * Dumbo El Magnifico pins arms against Birk's back.
[16:18:33] Dumbo El Magnifico : WELL THEN BIRK
[16:18:38] Dumbo El Magnifico : IT SUCKS TO BE YOU
[16:18:51] Dumbo El Magnifico : BECAUSE I HAVN'T IMAGINED ANY BONES
[16:19:32] * Dumbo El Magnifico procedes to break the bones in birk's body which he hasn't imagined.
[16:20:17] * W.Birkin walks out of office
[16:20:24] @ W.Birkin : Dumbo, wtf are you doing to my clone
[16:20:41] Dumbo El Magnifico : Killing him.
[16:20:59] @ W.Birkin : Oh
[16:21:03] @ W.Birkin : Carry on then
[16:21:10] * Dumbo El Magnifico does this
[16:21:12] * W.Birkin strolls down to the vending machines
[16:22:00] * Dumbo El Magnifico propels the dead Birk down the hallway and straight into the vending machines
[16:22:10] Dumbo El Magnifico : THOSE ARE MY DORITOS!
[16:22:33] @ W.Birkin : I don't like Doritos, I like Sun Chips.
[16:22:39] * Dumbo El Magnifico leaps and pins Birk.
[16:22:58] * W.Birkin bends down as dumbo leaps, dodging him completely
[16:23:22] * Dumbo El Magnifico rolls upon landing
[16:23:28] Dumbo El Magnifico : They're all mine.
[16:24:28] Dumbo El Magnifico : CAKE
[16:24:32] Dumbo El Magnifico : OR DEATH
[16:24:57] * W.Birkin grabs his dead clone and belts Dumbo with it
[16:25:11] @ W.Birkin : I'd be careful claiming the vending machines as your territory, Trigger will not like it
[16:26:03] * Dumbo El Magnifico procedes to wail upon Birk's face
[16:26:11] Dumbo El Magnifico : He said the same thing
[16:26:23] Dumbo El Magnifico : Before he became a prison bitch
[16:26:39] * W.Birkin blocks with his corpse
[16:26:41] Dumbo El Magnifico : MY prison bitch
[16:26:42] @ W.Birkin : Really now?
[16:26:56] Dumbo El Magnifico : I sold him for a cigarette
[16:27:05] Dumbo El Magnifico : Which I traded for my freedom.

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:05 am

[02:02:02] Dumbo El Magnifico : PENG HOW DO MY BREASTS LOOK?

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:36 pm

[23:22:10] @ W.BIRIKIN : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJVjAUhC9Ow&feature=g-u-u
[23:22:27] @ Wesker : Well, why aren't the Trashsweepers on this yet?
[23:23:00] @ W.BIRIKIN : We dont know where the broadcast is coming from
[23:24:05] Sherclop Pones : It's from Equestria, Birk
[23:24:16] Sherclop Pones : Can't you see it's Pinkie Pie doing the interview?
[23:26:04] @ Wesker : Fuck.
[23:26:21] @ Wesker : Well, nuke Equestria.
[23:26:26] @ Wesker : It's the only way to be sure.
[23:26:38] Sherclop Pones : Wesker you know we can't do that.
[23:26:43] Pengor has been disconnected on Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:26 pm (session timeout)
[23:26:45] @ Wesker : Then, if the signal is still broadcasting, we'll cross that street when we come to it.
[23:26:50] Sherclop Pones : The PR backlash would be astronomical.
[23:27:00] Pengor joined the chat on Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:27 pm
[23:27:06] @ Wesker : Oh, yeah, make sure there aren't any survivors to tell the tale.
[23:27:07] Sherclop Pones : There'd be hell to pay.
[23:27:20] Sherclop Pones : And what of My Little Pony?
[23:27:27] Sherclop Pones : People will notice
[23:27:48] Sherclop Pones : They'll want blood
[23:28:05] Austin Powers has been disconnected on Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:28 pm (session timeout)
[23:28:14] @ Wesker : I will personally deal with those people.
[23:28:14] Sherclop Pones : It's your ass, Wesk.
[23:29:31] @ Wesker : Well, take MLP off the air, nuke Equestria, and make sure there are no survivors.
[23:29:42] @ Wesker : Birk, I'm trusting you'll get this done.
[23:29:48] @ Wesker : Now, Wesker, Away~
[23:29:49] Sherclop Pones : You know that won't fly with people.
[23:29:50] Wesker has logged off the chat on Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:29 pm
[23:30:06] Sherclop Pones : Tsk tsk tsk.
[23:31:05] @ W.BIRIKIN : D:
[23:31:13] * W.BIRIKIN runs about in a panic
[23:31:26] Sherclop Pones : Birk you know you can't nuke Equestria.
[23:31:33] Sherclop Pones : You know what this means.
[23:31:41] Sherclop Pones : Let's not and say we did.
[23:31:55] * W.BIRIKIN hits the contagian missle
[23:32:03] @ W.BIRIKIN : Oh shit
[23:32:13] @ W.BIRIKIN : D: that isnt the contingency button!
[23:32:29] Sherclop Pones : BIRK
[23:32:42] Sherclop Pones : YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
[23:32:51] Sherclop Pones : TELL ME THE PONIES ARE SAFE
[23:33:08] * Sherclop Pones shakes Birk by the coller
[23:33:12] @ W.BIRIKIN : http://img.ponibooru.org/images/f0/f08f6d3d38776a24addc3a2c7e5d2d92
[23:33:15] @ W.BIRIKIN : They aren't
[23:33:16] @ W.BIRIKIN : D:
[23:33:24] @ W.BIRIKIN : we're getting a feed now
[23:33:49] Sherclop Pones : NOOOO!
[23:33:52] Sherclop Pones : IT'S OKAY
[23:33:58] Sherclop Pones : DERPY IS STILL ADORABLE

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:57 pm

[20:36:16] * Dumbo El Magnifico snickers
[20:36:58] Pengor : I recognize that that is humor.
[20:37:15] Pengor : But I have gained nothing from understanding the joke.
[20:37:28] Pengor : This must be the way a robot/android interprets comedy.
[20:37:56] Pengor : Every joke is that bad to them.
[20:39:01] Dumbo El Magnifico : HE'S A ROBOT
[20:39:06] Dumbo El Magnifico : KEEEL HIIIIM
[20:39:12] * Dumbo El Magnifico does this
[20:39:30] Pengor : So let's say hypothetically I am a robot.
[20:39:42] Pengor : You kill me instead of selling me or discovering the secret to my workings?
[20:39:42] Dumbo El Magnifico : HE SAID IT
[20:39:48] @ W.Birkin : sweet
[20:39:52] @ W.Birkin : tv rewards works too
[20:40:03] Pengor : nice
[20:40:04] Dumbo El Magnifico : [20:39:30] Pengor :I am a robot.
[20:40:15] Pengor : whoa
[20:40:23] Pengor : you cut out some words there I think.
[20:40:36] Pengor : Besides, did you just see my suprise?
[20:40:39] Dumbo El Magnifico : NOP
[20:40:40] Pengor : Robots are never suprised.
[20:40:41] @ W.Birkin : reward tv*
[20:40:54] Dumbo El Magnifico : No, peng
[20:41:33] Dumbo El Magnifico : You're just programmed to respond and behave as a normal human would. Except you aren't able to interpret comedy
[20:41:50] Pengor : I can interpret comedy.
[20:42:11] Dumbo El Magnifico : Robots can't interpret comedy
[20:42:26] Pengor : So I can't be a robot.
[20:42:29] Dumbo El Magnifico : Know why?
[20:42:45] Dumbo El Magnifico : Know why you're a robot?
[20:42:48] Dumbo El Magnifico : [20:39:30] Pengor : I am a robot.
[20:42:50] Pengor : Why?
[20:42:55] Dumbo El Magnifico : Only robots say that
[20:43:01] Dumbo El Magnifico : If humans do
[20:43:09] Dumbo El Magnifico : They critically malfunction.
[20:43:23] Pengor : Then explain voiceactors playing robots in cartoons.
[20:44:27] Dumbo El Magnifico : Your logic is flawless
[20:44:34] Dumbo El Magnifico : ONLY A ROBOT'S LOGIC IS FLAWLESS
[20:44:43] Dumbo El Magnifico : YOU'RE A ROBOT
[20:44:44] Pengor : =|
[20:45:00] Pengor : Well played, brother-unit.
[20:45:13] Pengor : For you see, only a robot is clever enough to discover another robot.
[20:45:19] Pengor : And as we both know
[20:45:21] Pengor : 17:42:48] Dumbo El Magnifico : I am a robot.
[20:45:30] Dumbo El Magnifico : !
[20:45:38] Dumbo El Magnifico : WHO GAVE YOU THAT
[20:45:54] Pengor : You did. >
[20:45:58] Pengor : !
[20:46:04] Pengor : EMOTICON MALFUNCTION
[20:46:12] * Pengor 's face catches fire
[20:46:31] * Dumbo El Magnifico laughs at this
[20:46:35] Dumbo El Magnifico : @
[20:46:38] Dumbo El Magnifico : *!
[20:46:42] Dumbo El Magnifico : I LAUGHED
[20:46:52] Dumbo El Magnifico : I'M NOT A ROBOT
[20:47:26] Pengor : IM IN HORRIBLE PAIN
[20:47:33] Pengor : SO I CAN'T BE A ROBOT EITHER
[20:47:40] * Pengor is rushed to the burn ward
[20:47:47] Dumbo El Magnifico : [20:39:30] Pengor : I am a robot.
[20:47:51] Dumbo El Magnifico : YOU'RE A ROBOT
[20:48:05] Pengor : [17:42:48] Dumbo El Magnifico : I am a robot.
[20:48:15] Dumbo El Magnifico : Bullshit
[20:48:25] Dumbo El Magnifico : When I was a human
[20:48:30] Dumbo El Magnifico : I said I wasn't a robot
[20:48:35] Dumbo El Magnifico : And humans don't lie
[20:48:37] Pengor : [17:48:05] Dumbo El Magnifico: I am a robot.
[20:48:40] Pengor : You said it TWICE.
[20:48:43] Dumbo El Magnifico : So I'm no longer a robot
[20:48:45] Dumbo El Magnifico : Also
[20:48:51] Dumbo El Magnifico : ROBOTS ARE NOTORIOUS LIERS
[20:48:54] Dumbo El Magnifico : YOU ROBOT
[20:49:35] Pengor : Only one way to find out.
[20:49:39] * Pengor pulls out a revolver
[20:50:09] Pengor : this revolver...
[20:50:13] Pengor : detects robots.
[20:50:26] Pengor : AND ILL BE DAMNED IF IT ISN'T BUZZING AND VIBRATING WHEN I POINT IT AT YOU!
[20:50:34] Dumbo El Magnifico : So it does not detect robots, you say?
[20:50:39] Pengor : AND LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER THING. BOY, ROBOTS CANT BE DAMNED!
[20:50:50] Pengor : DONT TRY THAT TRICKERY
[20:50:59] Pengor : ALL THIS PIECE OF SHIT DOES IS DETECT ROBOTS
[20:51:12] Pengor : WELL IT ALSO HAS INTIMIDATION FACTOR I SUPPOSE
[20:51:12] Dumbo El Magnifico : So it does everything
[20:51:22] Dumbo El Magnifico : Except detect robots and intimidated
[20:51:27] * Dumbo El Magnifico is not ingtimidated
[20:51:38] Pengor : AND THE BUTT COULD BE AN IMPROVISED HAMMER I GUESS IF YOU REALLY NEEDED ONE
[20:51:46] Pengor : BUT BACK TO THE POINT
[20:51:51] Pengor : IT SAYS YOU ARE A ROBOT
[20:51:56] Dumbo El Magnifico : You sad butt
[20:52:02] Pengor : AND YOU DONT SEEM TO BE FEELING FEAR, WHICH IS A ROBOT THING OF YOU TO DO
[20:52:16] * Pengor throws revolver at Dumbo
[20:52:38] * Dumbo El Magnifico flinches and screams like a little girl
[20:53:04] * W.Birkin dances
[20:53:14] Pengor : :o
[20:55:00] @ Austin Powers : PENGUIN
[20:55:05] @ Austin Powers : SING ME THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE
[20:55:06] Pengor : Sup Austin.
[20:55:21] @ Austin Powers : MAKE ME WEEP
[20:55:29] Pengor : 101101001001011010110101011011010010010110101101010110110100100101101011010101v
[20:55:32] Pengor : 101101001001011010110101011011010010010110101101010110110100100101101011010101101101001001011010110101011011010010010110101101010110110100100101101011010101101101001001011010110101011011010010010110101101010110110100100101101011010101
[20:55:38] @ Austin Powers : THAT WAS STUPID
[20:55:43] Pengor : 111101011100000011101010101011
[20:55:50] @ Austin Powers : TERRIBLE SONG
[20:55:59] * Pengor makes dial-up phoneline connecting noises for the next half hour
[20:56:01] @ Austin Powers : I WILL NOW INVADE YOUR NATION
[20:56:04] * Dumbo El Magnifico lols
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:40 pm

17:29:10] @ Wesker : lol
[17:29:20] @ Wesker : Two dead cops and a cop car outside a donut shop.
[17:29:32] @ Wesker : How much do you wanna bet the cop car's got twinkies in it?
[17:31:36] @ Wesker : LOL
[17:31:40] @ Wesker : SOMEONE TAGGED
[17:31:43] @ Wesker : "Wasn't me"
[17:31:53] @ Wesker : on the walls near the battle scene of 2 dead cops and a dead raider.
[17:36:46] Dumbo El Magnifico : I c wut they did thurr
[17:37:18] @ Wesker : As you should
[17:37:45] Dumbo El Magnifico : Now you listen and you listen good, Whiskers
[17:38:01] @ Wesker : Fukken
[17:38:02] @ Wesker : Twinkies
[17:38:06] @ Wesker : In the goddamn cop car.

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:20 am

[00:02:57] * Pest02 puts on his boots.
[00:05:06] @ Wesker : Those boots are made for walkin'
[00:05:25] @ Pest02 : Why yes, it is what they do.
[00:05:38] @ Wesker :
[00:06:05] * Dumbo El Magnifico laughs as they walk all over Wesk
[00:06:24] * Wesker regenerates.
[00:07:54] @ Pest02 : They're out of control! D:
[00:07:59] * Pest02 walks all over Dumbo
[00:08:03] @ Pest02 : Someone! Help!
[00:08:21] * Wesker SLAMS THE EMERGENCY BUTTON
[00:08:32] * Wesker CALLS SECURITY
[00:08:35] * Pest02 walks up a wall
[00:08:39] @ Wesker : D:
[00:08:41] @ Wesker : My god.
[00:08:42] @ Pest02 : I don't know where its taking me!
[00:08:53] @ Wesker : What have you done, Pest! What has Science done!?
[00:09:21] * Wesker shoots at the boots.
[00:09:22] @ Pest02 : Attaching Flubber to my boots was a terrible idea! It's become sentient!
[00:09:34] @ Wesker : FLUBBER!?
[00:09:41] * Pest02 watches as the boots absorb the bullets
[00:10:13] * Wesker activates the sprinkles
[00:10:21] * Pest02 starts to get dragged into a vent
[00:10:25] * Wesker grabs some Liquid Nitrogen
[00:10:36] * Wesker rolls the liquid nitrogen into the vent
[00:10:49] * Wesker shoots the liquid nitrogen, freezing the boots.
[00:11:11] * Wesker doesn't know why he activated the sprinklers, but everything's wet now
[00:11:14] * Pest02 kicks frantically, breaking free from the vile boots
[00:11:39] @ Pest02 : Thank you, but those boots are still a threat.
[00:11:39] * Wesker drags Pest out of the vent
[00:11:52] @ Wesker : We must make sure they never make it out of here.
[00:12:20] * Pest02 looks at his severely frostbitten legs
[00:12:40] @ Pest02 : I might not be able to help you.
[00:12:41] * Wesker carries Pest to the conveniently-close Helipad.
[00:12:55] @ Wesker : I have a plan.
[00:13:04] * Wesker enters the helicopter
[00:13:05] * Pest02 spots the boots sitting on the helicopter
[00:13:10] @ Wesker : D:
[00:13:11] @ Pest02 : Look out!
[00:13:13] * Wesker is kicked!
[00:13:27] * Wesker is in minor pain.
[00:13:41] * Dumbo El Magnifico writhes in pain
[00:13:43] @ Wesker : That sorta hurt.
[00:13:53] * Wesker grabs the boots.
[00:13:57] * Pest02 falls to the ground, landing heavily on his frostbitten legs.
[00:14:03] * Pest02 passes out from the pain
[00:14:04] * Wesker puts them in a box.
[00:14:25] * Wesker throws the box into the conveniently-and-illegally uncovered vent to the nuclear reactor
[00:14:55] @ Pest02 : What have you done?!
[00:15:02] @ Pest02 : He will only grow stronger down there!
[00:15:06] * Wesker activates the self-destruct.
[00:15:24] * Wesker notes that this will cause a massive explosion.
[00:15:32] * Dumbo El Magnifico deactivates the self-destruct
[00:15:34] Dumbo El Magnifico : No
[00:15:42] * Wesker grabs pest, Runs to the helicopter, and gets the hell out of dodge.
[00:15:47] Dumbo El Magnifico : Only an abomination can stop an abomination of nature
[00:15:56] * Dumbo El Magnifico jumps into the reactor
[00:16:03] @ Pest02 : The only way to end this is to create a solvent named 'Dip'
[00:16:12] * Dumbo El Magnifico grapples the boots
[00:16:13] @ Pest02 : Dumbo! Nooo!
[00:16:31] @ Wesker : This is where we start to lose our Synchronization. :C
[00:16:55] @ Pest02 : You're only part abomination!
[00:17:09] * Wesker reactivates the self-destruct sequence.
[00:17:09] Dumbo El Magnifico : WHUT
[00:17:26] * Dumbo El Magnifico destroys part of the boots
[00:17:31] @ Wesker : Let's get to the backup lab, Pest.
[00:17:36] * Dumbo El Magnifico power jogs the FUCK outta there
[00:17:48] * Dumbo El Magnifico follows the helo
[00:17:49] @ Wesker : There, we can create this "Dip" you speak of.
[00:17:53] @ Pest02 : It's located at my summer home. Lets go.
[00:18:11] * Wesker flies off in the direction of Pest's summer home
[00:18:30] Dumbo El Magnifico : Pick me up at the dairy queen
[00:18:39] * Wesker hears the Background explosion.
[00:19:03] * Pest02 casually lights a cigarette while the old lab explodes behind him
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:25 am

[00:19:25] * Dumbo El Magnifico get's launched forward by the massive 'splosion
[00:19:48] * Pest02 grappling hooks Dumbo out of the air
[00:20:26] @ Pest02 : http://s11.postimage.org/vimpmkj4j/umbrella_hq.jpg
[00:20:31] @ Pest02 : Ah, we're here.
[00:20:51] * Dumbo El Magnifico bungies through Pests window into his home
[00:21:33] * Wesker lands.
[00:21:34] Dumbo El Magnifico : Kay now what?
[00:21:42] @ Pest02 : Wait....Dumbo....Whats that on your back?
[00:21:42] @ Wesker : Umm
[00:21:48] @ Wesker : !?
[00:21:48] @ Pest02 : It's the boots!
[00:21:58] @ Wesker : WHAT THE
[00:21:58] * Dumbo El Magnifico glares
[00:22:05] * Dumbo El Magnifico battles the boots
[00:22:32] * Dumbo El Magnifico grapples the boots
[00:22:35] * Dumbo El Magnifico pins
[00:22:41] * Wesker knows what he must do.
[00:22:43] Dumbo El Magnifico : HURRY THE THING THE THING!!!
[00:22:53] * Wesker activates the backup missile system.
[00:23:14] * Dumbo El Magnifico loses his grip on the boots
[00:23:16] * Wesker puts the boots on, and, using every ounce of his strength to defy their will, attaches himself to the missile
[00:23:22] Dumbo El Magnifico : THE BOOTS THEY KNOW!
[00:23:26] * Wesker launches into the atmosphere
[00:23:40] * Wesker explodes into fire, along with the boots.
[00:23:55] * Pest02 salutes
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:28 am

[00:24:37] Dumbo El Magnifico : They're gone now
[00:24:44] * Dumbo El Magnifico phew's
[00:24:46] @ Pest02 : His bravery knew no bounds. We should make his sacrifice a national holiday, with Hallmark cards dedicated to him.
[00:25:32] Dumbo El Magnifico : Looks like that footwear got...
[00:25:37] * Dumbo El Magnifico makes a dramatic pause
[00:25:42] Dumbo El Magnifico : THE BOOT!!!
[00:25:50] * Wesker steps out of the cloning facility at lab 2-B
[00:26:07] Wesker Mk.II has logged off the chat on Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:26 am
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:35 pm

[16:30:32] @ Nyctophobia : I'm buying Railworks 3: Train Simulator 2011 for like 6 people
[16:30:44] @ Nyctophobia : And there is nothing that these people can do about it
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:15 am

@ Slender Birk
[23:47:33] Dumbo El Magnifico joined the chat on Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:47 pm
[23:47:41] Dumbo El Magnifico : herro
[23:48:35] @ Slender Birk : http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/07/the_age_of_consumer-available_giant_mechs_has_offi.php
[23:50:38] Dumbo El Magnifico : wot
[23:50:53] Dumbo El Magnifico : who would buy that...
[23:52:02] @ Slender Birk : wesker
[23:52:04] @ Slender Birk : trigger
[23:52:06] @ Slender Birk : z
[23:52:08] @ Slender Birk : austin
[23:52:11] @ Slender Birk : pengor
[23:52:15] @ Slender Birk : havoc
[23:52:17] @ Slender Birk : pest
[23:52:29] Dumbo El Magnifico : lol
[23:53:38] Dumbo El Magnifico : you
[23:54:58] @ Slender Birk : nah
[23:55:06] @ Slender Birk : if it were a zoid unit tho
[23:55:08] @ Slender Birk : hell yea
[23:57:02] Dumbo El Magnifico : lol
[00:00:31] Dumbo El Magnifico : But uh yeah
[00:00:44] Dumbo El Magnifico : I think that thing is kinda dumb
[00:00:46] Dumbo El Magnifico : Now
[00:00:55] Dumbo El Magnifico : Mounted with guns hells yeah
[00:01:02] Dumbo El Magnifico : Actually not even then.
[00:01:34] Dumbo El Magnifico : See that thing's japanese. They'd prolly put swords or some ohter shit on it.
[00:01:58] Dumbo El Magnifico : Maybe when they come out with an american mech with gatling guns everywhere.
[00:03:13] @ Slender Birk : ...
[00:03:22] @ Slender Birk : please tell me you really aren't that stupid dude
[00:03:38] @ Slender Birk : my tv is samsung
[00:03:44] @ Slender Birk : it didnt come equipped with a sword
[00:03:48] @ Slender Birk : or shuriken thrower
[00:03:51] @ Slender Birk : neither did my ps3
[00:03:54] @ Slender Birk : or gamecube.. or wii
[00:03:58] Dumbo El Magnifico : pfft lawl
[00:04:35] Dumbo El Magnifico : I'm jerkin your chain
[00:04:52] @ Slender Birk : well stop
[00:04:55] @ Slender Birk : i dont swing that way
[00:05:06] Dumbo El Magnifico :
[00:05:15] Dumbo El Magnifico : I DON'T LIEK WUT U DID THURR
[00:06:08] @ Slender Birk : Well, you're the one who said it

A little later


[00:22:57] Dumbo El Magnifico : Seriously you're supposed to be working.
[00:23:08] Dumbo El Magnifico : What do I even pay you for?
[00:23:12] @ Slender Birk : i dont work for you
[00:23:35] Dumbo El Magnifico : I know
[00:23:44] Dumbo El Magnifico : What do I even pay you for?
[00:23:51] Dumbo El Magnifico : Get out of here.
[00:24:00] * Dumbo El Magnifico open the trap door under Birk
[00:25:18] * Slender Birk stands on either side
[00:25:39] Dumbo El Magnifico : Say, you've got spunk.
[00:25:47] Dumbo El Magnifico : We don't allow spunk here.
[00:25:54] Dumbo El Magnifico : We are a spunk-less company
[00:26:14] Dumbo El Magnifico : So you're fired.
[00:28:53] Dumbo El Magnifico : And take your spunk with you.
[00:30:42] @ Slender Birk : with the way you go around jerking people's chains, I'm surprised there's not spunk everywhere
[00:31:05] Dumbo El Magnifico : You got some balls saying that.
[00:31:14] Dumbo El Magnifico : I like that
[00:31:29] @ Slender Birk : Of course I got balls, you've been jerking on my chain for the past hour

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:59 am

[01:16:34 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : Sup nukka
[01:18:06 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : English, man
[01:18:08 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : English.
[01:18:32 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : I shan't be hearing any vernacular from you, is that understood?
[01:25:23 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : D:
[01:25:37 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : Sheeeeeeeeeeit... nigga, yo don don it now
[01:25:49 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : Whaaa???
[01:25:52 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : I don't even...
[01:26:58 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : time da blat blat mofuhcka! cap'n bitches lef'nright!
[01:28:10 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : Quiet you.
[01:28:58 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : I will bust a cap'n you too!
[01:30:42 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : YEAH REAL NIGGAS ALL DAY
[01:30:45 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : JUST ME
[01:30:49 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : ON THE BLOCK
[01:30:59 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : HOLDIN' IT DOWN
[01:31:06 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : GUN IN MAH WAIST
[01:31:14 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : STRAIGHT FACE
[01:31:27 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : ALL DAY
[01:31:29 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : NOT A GAME
[01:31:31 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : IN JAIL
[01:31:42 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : BY MYSELF
[01:31:45 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : ONE BED
[01:31:55 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : NO PILLOWCASE
[01:31:57 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : ONE PILLOW
[01:32:08 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : DIDN'T NOBODY WRITE ME
[01:32:18 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : IT WAS EARLY
[01:32:21 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : WOKE UP
[01:32:32 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : WENT BACK TO SLEE
[01:32:33 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : P
[01:32:37 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : TOOK A NAP
[01:32:50 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : YOU EVER GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA?
[01:33:07 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : YOU EVER GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA!?!
[01:33:25 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : ERRYBODY GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA!
[01:41:14 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : .
[01:41:30 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : gah
[01:41:33 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : cat clawed me
[01:41:55 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : SAY IT WITH YA CHEST LITTLE ASS NIGGA!
[01:42:27 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : I say, what ARE you rambling off at the mouth about, ol'bean?
[01:43:02 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : I'M ABOUT TO PIN THE TAIL ON YO' ASS
[01:43:59 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : I already have a tail.
[01:44:55 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : BITCH, I'M GONNA PIN YOU MUTHAFUCKIN MUFFIN CAP BACK BLUE
[01:45:50 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : I say....
[01:45:58 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : No respect these days, none at'tall
[01:46:23 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : Those are all of the jail mannerisms that I know.
[01:46:42 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : Oh wait
[01:47:03 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : CLOSE YO' MUTHAFUCKIN' MOUTH BEFORE SOMBODY PUTS THEY DICK IN YALL
[01:48:40 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : Ye fellow yonder nigh. You hath misplaced thou's bar of soap on the ground by thine feet.
[01:48:50 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : Bend forward and reclaim thine bar.
[01:48:51 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk :
[01:49:37 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : I implore you
[01:50:12 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : SAY IT WITH YA CHEST!
[01:51:36 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : Nay. I speaketh with my mouth. One can not vocalize with the chest alone
[01:52:19 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : Did...
[01:52:25 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : Did I just out-black you?
[02:00:54 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu85VhnnEU&feature=related
[02:02:00 04/08/12] @ Slender Birk : i think you did
[02:03:56 04/08/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : T_T
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