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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:33 pm

[06:26:56] Annette : Hmm....
[06:27:51] * Annette performs ritual of summoning
[06:28:00] Annette : ......
[06:28:24] * Annette picks up the phone, and leaves several texts on everyones phone
[06:28:41] Annette : .....
[06:28:44] Z 1 has been disconnected the Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:28 am (session timeout)
[06:28:57] * Annette sacrifices Z1 to goddess of talking
[06:29:13] Annette : ......
[06:29:37] * Annette takes off shirt
[06:29:55] * Annette uses photocopier
[06:30:13] * Annette hides pictures in Pest's office
[06:30:42] * Annette finds an old stash of booze
[06:30:49] * Annette throws party
[06:30:55] Annette is Disconnected on Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:30 am
[06:31:50] W.Birkin has joined the chat on Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:31 am
[06:32:22] Annette has joined the chat on Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:32 am
[06:32:27] @ W.Birkin : Oh, exploitable!

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:56 pm

<foobar) the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened at my workplace
<foobar) ok.. so we run an internet storage service right? and one of our clients is a large photo site that allows people to upload pics and view them online
<foobar) well.. our software had a little bug in it .. sometimes if a file is uploaded and not cached properly by the system, the system will deliver the same file for hundreds or thousands of different files
<foobar) so what happened is someone uploaded some bestiality pictures, and those got caught in the cache, so everbody uploading their 4th of july pics got them ALL replaced by the same picture of a girl jerking off a horse
<foobar) 50,000 times
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:14 pm

LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:59 pm

[06:50:07] @ Pest02 : 'Cause I'm all alone.....
[06:50:31] @ Pest02 : There's noone here beside me~......
[06:50:56] @ Pest02 : My problems are all gone......
[06:51:04] @ Pest02 : There's nothing to deride me~.....
[06:51:15] @ Pest02 : But you gotta have friends.....
[06:51:21] @ Pest02 : ......
[06:51:46] @ Pest02 : It works when Jen does it, but I just seem to hear myself echo.
[06:52:10] @ Pest02 : Maybe I should get nude and sodomize a horse, then maybe I'll some attention.



I'm bored.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:19 pm

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[06:52:10] @ Pest02 : Maybe I should get nude and sodomize a horse, then maybe I'll some attention.


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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:45 pm

[07:22:40] LateGoodBye : Yeah
[07:23:01] LateGoodBye : been waiting 2 weeks for my I.D. card
[07:25:01] Annette : The I.D. maker has been preoccupied lately.
[07:25:17] Anonymous01 : he knocked a girl up.
[07:26:38] Annette : Me.
[07:26:47] Annette : It's a girl.
[07:26:48] Penguin Hunter : ...
[07:26:52] Penguin Hunter : wow
[07:27:02] Annette : We're going to be so happy.
[07:27:38] Z 1 has been disconnected the Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:27 am (session timeout)
[07:27:55] * Anonymous01 falcon pawnchs jen
[07:27:57] Annette : We're going to name her Sherry. It fits
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:48 pm

i got your back birk. Grin
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:02 pm

Baby killer.

Put that on your resume. You'll only ever be hired by Russians.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:03 pm

and swedes.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:53 pm

[09:44:00] * Penguin Hunter pulls out his belt
[09:44:49] @ Konstantine : NO DADDY NO!
[09:45:13] Penguin Hunter : ???
[09:45:20] Penguin Hunter : I r not ur daddeh! D:
[09:45:36] Penguin Hunter : Imp MIGHT be though
[09:46:45] @ Konstantine : imp... my dad?
[09:46:52] @ Konstantine : Oh god... oh god!! NOOOO
[09:46:53] anonymous01 : I PULLED OUT
[09:46:54] anonymous01 : IT CANT BE
[09:49:01] @ Konstantine : sniff....sniff.... daddy?
[09:49:40] Penguin Hunter : Another family sucessfully reuinited.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:30 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:53 pm

Violet is Jen on the keyboard, Green is me.

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:37 pm

Jarki wrote:
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That was hilarious. This only happened three months ago? I don't even remember this happen. I thought for sure I was Phoebe three months ago.

Never the less that was epic, and will be cherished forever in my new memory banks of things I've written but don't remember writing.

I think it is starting to come back to me though... I can't imagine myself being this funny though.

*Strokes own ego more*

SHOCKING REVELATION: After further reading and investigating this, I realized I spoke of Phantasy Star Portable, saying I got it a mere two days ago... When in reality I got it in April! Not to mention I also spoke of the Drive Thru Rap that I posted of, and I found that post in the Youtube thread posted on April 08!

This definitely did not happen in September. I am now more confused than I was when first reading it.

SHOCKING REVELATION!!! AGAIN!~ After looking up my posts and researching it further, I realized the date is for some reason switched around into not normal format. What I thought happened September 4th is actually April 9th. Most likely due to the fact that Jarki copied this from Canada, with the Canada format of dating. I am calmed and now remember this completely.

I'm still hilariously funny though *strokes own ego*
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:00 pm

<The_Borg] HERETIC!?
<The_Borg] BURNNN THE HERITIC!
<ToyMachine] lol
<The_Borg] ITS A WITCH!
<fatalitywolf] EMP THE BORG
<The_Borg] EMP!? NOO
<The_Borg] My ELECTRONICS!
<fatalitywolf] YES DO IT PRESE THE RED BUTTEN
<The_Borg] MY PC IS DIEING!
<The_Borg] THE EMP IS KILLING IT
* The_Borg (~Michiel_v@ip51cd4124.adsl-surfen.hetnet.nl) Quit (Quit: Borg got EMPED!)
<ToyMachine] ^.^
<fatalitywolf] fail i never pressed it yet
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:52 pm

Penguin Hunter : But we can't have pets because our land lord takes it up the butt or something.

Your landlord shoves animals up his butt? D:
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:45 pm

[06:42:24] @ W.Birkin : Wesky!
[06:42:28] @ W.Birkin : can I barrow your amp?
[06:42:30] @ Albert Wesker : Birky!
[06:42:39] * Albert Wesker leaps into Birkin's arms
[06:42:46] @ Albert Wesker : Oh..
[06:42:51] * W.Birkin gloimps!
[06:42:59] * Albert Wesker quickly jumps OUT of Birkin's arms
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:05 pm

[07:40:19] Annette : I like putting these nuts in my mouth, flicking them back and forth across my tongue.....
[07:41:00] Annette : They're soft and warm to my lips, but rough to the touch....
[07:41:42] Annette : I fill my mouth, saliva dripping onto my chin...
[07:42:18] Annette : And soon the sack is emptied into my mouth, and I'm stuck with an empty bag of walnuts
[07:42:53] Annette : To those who got hot reading this, me eating walnuts turned you on
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:56 am

Sorry, I dun have a nutsack. x3
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:20 pm

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3926/63637107.png



I went to the Gamefaqs Sleep and Dreams board...and wow.
The whole topic is basically this, and most of the other topics are all very similar.
Mods seem to not know that this board exists.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:08 pm

1) I didn't know
2) I wish I still didn't know
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:53 am

[13:49:55] * W.Birkin grabs a fresh batch of virigins to sacrifice for Wesker's summons
[13:50:01] bigpimp985 has joined the chat on Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:50 pm
[13:50:07] @ W.Birkin : damnit
[13:50:08] bigpimp985 : yo guys
[13:50:21] @ W.Birkin : Ok which one of you lot wasn't a virgin?!
[13:53:06] * Trigger hides
[13:53:31] @ W.Birkin : D=<!
[13:53:35] * W.Birkin chases Trigger
[13:53:47] * Trigger hid, dammit! D=<

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:47 pm

[01:26:06] * Austin Powers plays a harmonica.

[01:26:39] * Pest02 plays triangle.

[01:28:22] * W.Birkin plays the banjo.

[01:30:09] * W.Birkin starts up the dueling banjos.

[01:32:41] * Pest02 plays bagpipes.

[01:33:07] * W.Birkin screeches to a stop
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:22 am

[09:57:37 01/01/10] Annette : See you later

[10:23:49 01/01/10] Annette : .

[10:30:34 01/01/10] Annette : Hmm....

[11:01:53 01/01/10] * Sherry Birkin twitch

[11:03:02 01/01/10] Annette : Daughter?

[11:04:02 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : Mother!

[11:04:28 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : Daddy got drunk and locked himself out of the building again.

[11:05:11 01/01/10] Annette : Again? That's the second time this week

[11:06:04 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : I don't liek when father drinks, he scares me D:

[11:06:45 01/01/10] Annette : He scares me too.

[11:08:11 01/01/10] Annette : Just use your small size to run and hide from him. I'll get my gun and ask him to calm down

[11:08:52 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : He put this strange chip in my arm and now he seems to show up whenever I'm in the shower D:

[11:14:46 01/01/10] Annette : You're old enough to use a gun. It's about time I start teaching you how to shoot at someone but miss completely

[11:14:58 01/01/10] Annette : I think I need to teach you how to use a gun

[11:15:15 01/01/10] Annette : Hmm....this chat is laggy

[11:16:14 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : Indeed, on both. Shocked

[11:17:09 01/01/10] Annette : That way, you won't have to depend on a child pedofile and a tramp to try and rescue you

[11:17:56 01/01/10] Annette : Really though, you shouldn't play with that Claire Redfield. She's a bad influence on you.

[11:19:18 01/01/10] Annette : http://umbrellacorporation.boardsmessage.com/roleplay-f9/dead-survivor-twelve-leon-s-kennedy-leon-t781.htm

[11:20:02 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : But mooooom! Claire is so cool! She's not a bad influence on me D:!

[11:20:42 01/01/10] Annette : I do not want her to teach you how to rape people.

[11:21:13 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : But!

[11:23:47 01/01/10] Annette : Not 'buts'. Now go play in the research center and learn how to commit crimes against nature like the other children

[11:25:51 01/01/10] * Sherry Birkin whines and holds her breath

[11:26:21 01/01/10] Annette : You know, you'll have the breathe sometime.

[11:31:12 01/01/10] * Sherry Birkin faints

[11:31:19 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : Health Point 0

[11:32:59 01/01/10] Annette : Well, looks like someone's going to be grounded when she wakes up

[11:33:14 01/01/10] * Annette picks up and carries Sherry to her room

[11:35:42 01/01/10] * Sherry Birkin wakes up and clings to a railing

[11:35:44 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : no dad no!

[11:36:20 01/01/10] Annette : I'm not your father...

[11:37:08 01/01/10] * Sherry Birkin blinkblinks

[11:37:18 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : M-must have been a bad dream

[11:37:52 01/01/10] Annette : I have those every night.....

[11:40:26 01/01/10] Annette : Don't think about it.

[11:45:00 01/01/10] Annette : Hmm......

[11:45:11 01/01/10] Annette : So...Learn anything at school?

[11:50:58 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : Well, my teacher taught me the secrets to cloning.

[11:52:08 01/01/10] Annette : That's easy, the hard part is not creating 'evil' clones

[11:53:52 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : I know! D: My clone tried to rape me as soon as she ame out of the incubaton chamber, but Trigger swooped down and grabbed her. I wonder what he did with it.

[11:54:25 01/01/10] Annette : That....is something that noone wants to know.

[11:54:31 01/01/10] Annette : Or needs to know

[12:00:58 01/01/10] Annette : Human-Animal hybrids are another threat. You never know how the animal tissue will react. Just look at Trigger, the owl.

[12:01:08 01/01/10] Annette : Tragic, really.

[12:02:14 01/01/10] Annette : I think MA 121 would be a good weapon if it could be controlled

[12:05:58 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : The 121's are quite capable of being trained, if you use the right methods!

[12:06:48 01/01/10] Sherry Birkin : Claire would get totally naked and go off into a room with oen of them, and and she'd wrestle them to show who's dominant, and after that they'd listen to her, but she always walked funny after that

[12:12:53 01/01/10] Annette : ....

[12:13:52 01/01/10] Annette : You shouldn't know that.

[12:19:33 01/01/10] Z 1 : Ah
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