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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:49 pm

[23:46:59] @ Oeufcocque : Hey I just met you
[23:47:02] @ Oeufcocque : And this is crazy
[23:47:06] @ Oeufcocque : But here's a kitten
[23:47:09] @ Oeufcocque : So pet it maybe?
[23:47:21] Z 1 joined the chat on Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:47 pm
[23:47:31] @ W.Birkin :
[23:47:37] @ W.Birkin : i will pet that kitten
[23:47:38] @ Oeufcocque :
[23:47:41] @ Oeufcocque : Good
[23:47:57] @ Z 1 : Did you two just have sex?
[23:48:14] @ Z 1 : Cause that sounded like you asked him to have sex and that he agreed
[23:48:14] @ Oeufcocque : Yup.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:53 pm

My entries for the topless robot Umbrella Memo's contest

To: Albert Wesker
From: Alice Prospero

Subject: Re: Company Movie Night

Look, I'm not saying that 2001: A Space Odyssey is a bad movie. All I'm trying to say
is that I don't think its in our best interest to show a film that features a sentient, self
aware, psychotic killer A.I while we ourselves house a self aware, sentient, not
psychotic A.I. Just an Idea.

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To: W. Birkin
From: Umbrella Product Sales Management

Subject: Re: New Beverage Idea

Dear Mr. Birkin.

We would like to thank you for your recent submission for "Tentacle Grape Soda". While we
initially enjoyed the samples you sent with your submission, we feel that some changes to
the product are necessary before it can be truly considered for production and mainstream
consumption. Bellow are a few suggestions we would like you to consider:

* Removal of all adverse mutagenic properties. (I.E Ingredient "G")
* Inclusion of Grape flavoring.

If you can agree on these changes, we'll begin production immediately.

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To: All Hive Departments
From: Umbrella Upper Management

Subject: Halloween Safety Check List

After last year's unfortunate massacre, we'd like to wish everyone a safe and happy
Halloween at this years annual Halloween Bash by reminding everyone to memorize
the following list of safety procedures:

1. All costumes depicting the undead, reptiles, amphibians, insects, plants, leather coats
or police officers are prohibited
2. Alcoholic beverages & recreational use of any drug or intoxicant is strictly prohibited.
3. All firearms are prohibited.
4. Thoroughly check all candies and treats before eating any.
5. Only visit laboratories that are well lit or that you are familiar with.
6. Be careful around open flames (or combustible chemicals).
7. Wear reflectors so that others can see you in dark places.
8. Report any odd smells, sounds or strange behavior to the closest Security Officer.
9. Any film that features a sentient, self aware, psychotic killer A.I are prohibited.
10. Destroy the brain or sever the top of the spinal column.

Have a safe and Happy Halloween!

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:04 pm

lol nice

yay 3000 posts

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:04 pm

[22:01:41] W.Birkin joined the chat on Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:01 pm
[22:02:09] Slothra joined the chat on Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:02 pm
[22:02:14] @ Slothra : BIRKIN
[22:02:20] @ Slothra : YOUR DAUGHTER'S ASS
[22:02:21] @ Slothra : IT'S SO
[22:02:22] @ Slothra : FAT.
[22:02:30] @ Slothra : OUR CHILDREN NEED TO PROCREATE
[22:02:47] @ W.Birkin : I know right?
[22:02:52] @ W.Birkin : She gets it from her mother
[22:02:59] @ W.Birkin : She has my girlish good looks tho
[22:04:13] @ W.Birkin : I take it you're playing Re6
[22:04:21] @ Slothra : http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/248669-the-ass-was-fat-arthur-sees-a-fat-ass
[22:04:22] @ Slothra : Yeah
[22:04:32] @ Slothra : Bought it yesternight at Wal-Mart at 2AM
[22:04:33] @ Slothra : lol
[22:06:14] @ W.Birkin : ^_^
[22:06:33] @ Slothra : So, I'm assuming the marriage is OK by you.
[22:06:40] @ Slothra : Cause they're having like 20 kids.
[22:07:08] @ Slothra : 10 are for me. I need test subjects, and they are EXTREMELY promising.
[22:07:09] @ W.Birkin : I dunno
[22:07:18] @ W.Birkin : that scamp of yours doesn't seem like the kind to rear his children
[22:07:22] @ W.Birkin : i bet he gets that from you
[22:07:39] @ Slothra : I'll take care of them myself
[22:08:22] @ Slothra : Fine, they'll have one kid that I will receive, unless you want one?
[22:08:32] @ Slothra : Those children will be genetically PERFECT, like me.
[22:08:37] @ Slothra : Also.
[22:08:45] @ Slothra : That regenerative ability.
[22:08:48] @ W.Birkin : two of them. but I get the girl
[22:08:51] @ Slothra : Does it apply to her Hymen?
[22:09:01] @ Slothra : I can see it now.
[22:09:04] @ Slothra : "Cherry Birkin"
[22:09:08] @ Slothra : xDDD
[22:09:12] @ Slothra : Alright.
[22:09:14] @ Slothra : Deal.
[22:11:40] @ W.Birkin : lol



[22:14:18] @ W.Birkin : quoted
[22:15:19] @ Slothra : Good god.
[22:15:31] @ Slothra : Don't make my defile my favorite game by looking up porn.
[22:15:43] @ Slothra : I still haven't looked up Ah! My Goddess Porn.
[22:15:57] @ W.Birkin : >=D
[22:16:40] @ W.Birkin : Sherry used Moe on Wesker! It's super effective!
[22:17:28] @ Slothra : GOT MY MIND ON MOE AND MY MOE ON MY MIND
[22:19:07] @ W.Birkin :
[22:19:22] @ Austin Powers : mo money mo problems
[22:19:33] @ Austin Powers : Now
[22:19:35] @ Austin Powers : Remember
[22:19:42] @ Austin Powers : Don't forget about Dre
[22:20:56] @ Slothra : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c
[22:20:59] @ W.Birkin : Dre who?
[22:21:27] @ Austin Powers : DAMMIT BIRK
[22:21:33] @ Austin Powers : NOW EMINEM IS GONNA KILL US
[22:21:37] @ Austin Powers : YOU FORGOT ABOUT DRE
[22:21:47] @ W.Birkin : O.O
[22:21:55] @ W.Birkin : Rap and Moe?
[22:22:02] @ Slothra : Eminem can fuck off.
[22:22:05] @ Slothra : And yes.
[22:22:06] * W.Birkin *headexplodes*
[22:23:04] @ Slothra : Brb
[22:23:16] @ Slothra : Y'know
[22:23:25] @ Slothra : I hate the fact that mo-ay looks like just Mo
[22:23:32] @ Slothra : Like Moe the bartender.
[22:23:40] @ W.Birkin : Yea, I know
[22:23:53] @ W.Birkin : and so many otakuwannabes fuck up the pronounciation
[22:24:00] @ Slothra : Well
[22:24:03] @ Slothra : It's a filter, at least
[22:24:56] @ Austin Powers : I assumed you were talking about Moe the Bartender
[22:25:02] @ Austin Powers : Were you not talking about Moe?
[22:25:47] @ W.Birkin : nope, we're talking bout moe (mo-ay)
[22:25:55] @ W.Birkin : its a term used to describe anything cute
[22:26:30] @ W.Birkin : or in sherry's case "bitch be having my kids"
[22:27:22] @ Austin Powers : for every porn vid viewed on pornhub, they donate 10 bucks to breast cancer research.
[22:27:49] @ Austin Powers : oh, it's 1 cent.
[22:27:53] @ Austin Powers : Still.
[22:28:01] @ Austin Powers : That's gonna add up man.
[22:28:17] @ W.Birkin : yea
[22:28:20] @ W.Birkin : i saw that too
[22:28:44] @ Austin Powers : And apparantly the foundation that advertises breas cancer awarness are idiots.
[22:29:33] @ W.Birkin : oh?
[22:29:47] @ Austin Powers : Ya
[22:29:55] @ Slothra : I'mma play a game now
[22:29:59] @ Slothra : Ciao.
[22:30:00] Slothra has logged off the chat on Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:30 pm
[22:30:03] @ Austin Powers : They use half of their donations each year on advertising.
[22:30:09] @ Austin Powers : That cost more money.
[22:30:18] @ Austin Powers : That's some bullshit right there.
[22:30:49] @ W.Birkin : 10 bucks says he went to fap to sherry porn
[22:32:15] @ Austin Powers : No deal
[22:32:22] @ Austin Powers : I dont feel like losing 10 bucks

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:17 pm

[21:11:41] Trigger : oh wow
[21:11:46] Trigger : so I just went to take a leak
[21:11:53] Trigger : I failed to shut the door completely
[21:12:06] Trigger : so the puppy burst in and hopped up on the toilet rim
[21:12:16] Trigger : so I promptly and quite accidentally pissed all over its face
[21:12:19] Trigger :
[21:12:41] Trigger : He's still getting dried with that towel for at least another ten baths
[21:12:44] @ W.Birkin : ...
[21:12:46] @ W.Birkin : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:13:00] @ W.Birkin : I guess that makes him a golden reciever
[21:13:01] @ W.Birkin :
[21:13:02] Trigger : D:<
[21:13:16] Trigger : He's a goddamn beanie

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:42 pm

[19:26:58] Trigger joined the chat on Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:26 pm
[19:30:13] Slothra joined the chat on Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:30 pm
[19:30:29] @ Slothra : Just handled Rose for a bit. She crawled towards me and was all like "Love!" and I'm like "Love!!" and then she put a few of her legs on my knee for a bit and chilled. ♥
[19:32:51] @ Slothra : Eyo Trigger
[19:32:55] @ Slothra : U want sum fuk>
[19:32:56] @ Slothra : ?
[19:38:45] Slothra has logged off the chat on Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:38 pm
[19:40:39] Trigger : ]:<
[19:40:48] Trigger : I have been chat raped

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:26 am

[11:02:05] Slothra joined the chat on Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:02 am
[11:02:18] @ Slothra : Mikey?
[11:02:45] Trigger has been disconnected on Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:02 am (session timeout)
[11:03:41] @ Slothra : Yes, fuck you too.
[11:16:00] Trigger joined the chat on Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:16 am
[11:16:15] Trigger : sorries
[11:16:22] Trigger : was postan on our DF thread
[11:16:43] Trigger : Mikey was my grandma's dog. We put him down right before Christmas 2011 D:
[11:16:48] Trigger : We was like, forty
[11:17:03] Trigger : naw, but at least 19
[11:17:15] Trigger : She got him when I was like 5, and he was already graying
[11:17:30] Trigger : Tanks
[11:17:34] Trigger : We can play Tanks?
[11:17:40] Trigger : But not now
[11:17:46] Trigger : I must work on Red Queen
[11:18:12] Trigger : FUCK YES NO THREATS FOUND
[11:18:20] Trigger : THANK YOU TREND MICRO ANTIVIRUS
[11:18:32] Trigger : NOW I DONT HAVE TO BE AFRAID EVER AGAIN
[11:18:46] Slothra has been disconnected on Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:18 am (session timeout)
[11:19:21] Trigger : I will fucking hunt you down
[11:22:53] Trigger : no but I will feel bad if you get back on, because I must get off now
[11:23:01] Trigger has logged off the chat on Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:23 am
[11:25:08] Slothra joined the chat on Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:25 am
[11:25:47] @ Slothra : Start feeling bad now, please.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:59 am

[06:55:45] @ Lord Sexypants XLVII Esq. : IIIIII'M
[06:55:54] @ Lord Sexypants XLVII Esq. : LORD SEXYPANTS THE 47TH I AM
[06:56:04] @ Lord Sexypants XLVII Esq. : LORD SEXYPANTS THE 47TH I AM I AM
[06:56:11] @ Lord Sexypants XLVII Esq. : I GOT MARRIED TO SOME BITCH NEXT DOOR
[06:56:18] @ Lord Sexypants XLVII Esq. : SHE'D ONLY BEEN MARRIED TO FAGS BEFORE.
[06:56:44] @ Lord Sexypants XLVII Esq. : AND EEEEVERYONE WAS AFRICAN-AMERICAN
[06:56:53] @ Lord Sexypants XLVII Esq. : WOULDN'T HAVE AN ASIAN OR A BRIT
[06:57:11] @ Lord Sexypants XLVII Esq. : I'M THE 47TH OL' DUDE I'M LORD SEXYPAAAANTS
[06:57:22] @ Lord Sexypants XLVII Esq. : NOW I'M GONNA GO AND SUCK ON A TIT.

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:42 am

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:18 am

[23:33:03 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : brb
[23:33:05 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : time2poop
[23:33:34 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : see you in 2 weeks wesk
[23:33:42 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : wb penga
[23:33:51 09/02/14] Peng : sup guys
[23:34:10 09/02/14] Trigger : Really? I heard nothing but rage for the first one. I never saw it D:
[23:34:14 09/02/14] Trigger : Welcome
[23:34:31 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : huh
[23:34:40 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : redheaded zombies move faster..
[23:34:59 09/02/14] Peng : what?
[23:35:01 09/02/14] Trigger : Gingerhead
[23:35:07 09/02/14] Peng : you heard rage about Robocop?
[23:35:39 09/02/14] Trigger : Older dudes railed on it
[23:35:42 09/02/14] Peng : Trigg you should probably find the time to watch Robocop.
[23:36:01 09/02/14] Trigger : Yarrrr dat good eh?
[23:36:01 09/02/14] Peng : It's a great movie.
[23:36:11 09/02/14] Trigger : Well I watched Blackfish tonight
[23:36:22 09/02/14] Peng : that shit was depressing
[23:36:28 09/02/14] Trigger : I knew most of the stuff in it, but that shit was sad D:
[23:36:34 09/02/14] Peng : not like robocop
[23:36:41 09/02/14] Peng : robocop is inspiring
[23:36:41 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Back
[23:36:44 09/02/14] Trigger : I paused the screen on Dawn's autopsy report
[23:36:49 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Poopin' does not take 2 weeks, sir
[23:37:05 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : no
[23:37:12 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : but it takes you 2 weeks to get from the tree to the comode
[23:37:20 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Fuck
[23:37:24 09/02/14] Trigger : She got her skull crushed and her ear ripped from being bit in the face by a killer whale
[23:37:27 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : I'm done trying to understand this
[23:37:44 09/02/14] Trigger : Got scalped from having her ponytail bit and pulled
[23:37:51 09/02/14] Trigger : Left arm ripped off
[23:37:56 09/02/14] Trigger : Broken everything
[23:38:00 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : still cant believe that shamu got jerked off on tv
[23:38:04 09/02/14] Trigger : AND she drowned
[23:38:07 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : or killika
[23:38:11 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : however you wanna say his name
[23:38:26 09/02/14] Trigger : Oh god
[23:38:30 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Don't care, Shamu. /end
[23:38:42 09/02/14] Trigger : I got on here while that happened for five fucking minutes
[23:38:59 09/02/14] Trigger : Spiraldick murderous trout
[23:39:24 09/02/14] Trigger : Kills three people - Gets jerked off
[23:39:35 09/02/14] Trigger : Like, weekly
[23:39:56 09/02/14] Trigger : He's named TiliCum for a reason
[23:41:04 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : them bitches be hot too
[23:41:19 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : What are we even on about
[23:41:29 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Fish fuck session?
[23:42:00 09/02/14] Peng : Looks like I'm babysitting tomorrow
[23:42:00 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : there's a documentery going about tv atm called blackfish
[23:42:10 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Ah
[23:42:18 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : its essentially slamming seaworld
[23:42:22 09/02/14] Peng : aaaawwww yeah access to netflix
[23:42:33 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Finally covering the killer whales that actually kill people and are not adorable?
[23:42:41 09/02/14] Peng : not slamming necessarilly
[23:42:47 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : they talk about how seaworld has been covering up violent and dangerous behavior with their captive orcas and their handlers
[23:42:53 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : yea
[23:42:53 09/02/14] Peng : just revealing the conditions their animals are kept in
[23:43:36 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Fish sandwich at the seaworld cafeteria huehue
[23:44:03 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : and as trig nd i said
[23:44:18 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : theres is like 5 minutes of film showing the trainers jerking off one of the whales in full detail
[23:44:21 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : no blur or nothing
[23:44:25 09/02/14] Trigger : There's a whale named Tilicum. From 1991 to today, he's killed three people at about nine year intervals.
[23:44:39 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : Jerk off a whale in the name of science and its fun for the entire family
[23:44:57 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : try to show babyfood in its natural form (i.e naked boobies) and everyone loses their mind
[23:45:04 09/02/14] Trigger : Yes and they jerk him off like a horse, because his jizz can finance third world countries
[23:45:23 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : or feed thirdworld countries
[23:45:51 09/02/14] Trigger : Or Steve-O
[23:46:37 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : Steve-o loves his nutjuice
[23:46:58 09/02/14] Trigger : Little did America know, killer whales have spiral-shaped cocks
[23:47:11 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Is whale nut worth THAT much
[23:47:31 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : Yes
[23:47:39 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : we're talking millions of dollars
[23:47:49 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : God dammit
[23:47:50 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : they're like prized stallions
[23:47:51 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Well
[23:48:08 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Time to decide how far I'm willing to go for riches..
[23:49:08 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : Did you notice it was the female handlers that jerked off tilicum trig?
[23:49:14 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : the guys were just standing back in envy
[23:49:36 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : how the fuck do you even approach one of the handlers like that
[23:49:42 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : cause you know thats not in the job description
[23:49:56 09/02/14] Peng : =(
[23:50:20 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : "Oh hey wendy, how're you doing today? Good, awesome. Hey, look, we need you to go rub down shamu and give him a happy ending. Oh no, its totes cool! its something we do every uh thursday.. yea."
[23:50:22 09/02/14] Peng : I hope she got time and a half or something for that shit
[23:50:47 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : fucking dick was like 2/3'rds her size
[23:51:02 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : it was kind of hilarious
[23:53:13 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Wow
[23:53:20 09/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Sounds like wangpalement
[23:54:00 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : be like that scene from scary movie
[23:54:03 09/02/14] Peng : lol
[23:54:09 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : with cindy getting blasted into the ceiling from the nutting
[23:54:10 09/02/14] Peng : I'm looking at the imdb page for blackfish
[23:54:13 09/02/14] Peng : Shamu is 8th billed
[23:56:40 09/02/14] @ W.Birkin : lol
[23:58:30 09/02/14] Peng : hey
[23:58:50 09/02/14] Peng : have you guys ever seen the documentary 'The Imposter'?
[23:59:22 09/02/14] Trigger : .
[23:59:54 09/02/14] Peng : it's pretty crazy
[00:00:10 10/02/14] Trigger : XD
[00:00:41 10/02/14] Trigger : Goddamn whale will get jerked off hundreds of more times than I ever will
[00:04:23 10/02/14] @ W.Birkin : XD
[00:04:27 10/02/14] @ W.Birkin : dont feel bad
[00:04:55 10/02/14] @ W.Birkin : you dont live in captivity
[00:06:25 10/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : We both know he would if sexual favors were involved.
[00:06:56 10/02/14] Trigger : But he gets jerked off and gets to kill people whenever he wants!
[00:07:06 10/02/14] Peng : .
[00:07:10 10/02/14] Trigger : He's like the biggest negro in prison!
[00:07:55 10/02/14] Trigger : But sometimes little bitches cut him and run away
[00:08:17 10/02/14] Trigger : But he doesn't care, he just gets to tell bitches he's survived 4000 cuts
[00:09:05 10/02/14] @ W.Birkin : i did some research after watching blackfish
[00:09:18 10/02/14] @ W.Birkin : it seems that a lot of the stuff they used, interviews and such, were taken out of context
[00:09:32 10/02/14] @ W.Birkin : lots of people involved are now rebuking the whole thing
[00:09:54 10/02/14] Peng : =o
[00:10:05 10/02/14] Peng : I knew it was all liberal propoganda
[00:10:47 10/02/14] @ W.Birkin : funny thing is?
[00:10:53 10/02/14] @ W.Birkin : No one gives a shit
[00:10:59 10/02/14] Trigger : I was pretty unmoved, despite certain disturbing factoids
[00:11:04 10/02/14] @ W.Birkin : Seaworld's sales havent really changed much after blackfish hit
[00:11:08 10/02/14] Trigger : Man was made to catch em all
[00:11:29 10/02/14] Peng : you gotta
[00:11:50 10/02/14] Trigger : But I'm pretty sure whale-people have smaller fatality percentages than MOST professions
[00:12:04 10/02/14] Trigger : Chances of getting struck by lightning and such
[00:13:36 10/02/14] Peng : which profession would you say has the highest chance of being struck by lightning?
[00:13:42 10/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : Guys let's go beat off whales
[00:13:47 10/02/14] @ Dogfort Medic : D:
[00:13:54 10/02/14] Peng : roofer or chimney sweep seem like good candidates to me
[00:14:26 10/02/14] Peng : even better
[00:14:34 10/02/14] Peng : let's go beat off TO whales

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:29 am

[00:28:28] @ Wesker : You know your life is shit when you become nostalgic over Nsync.

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:15 pm

[13:34:47 24/02/14] Trigger : Oh god it is so adorable
[13:35:26 24/02/14] Trigger : Aaaaaw it's a baby three-toed sloth
[13:35:41 24/02/14] Trigger : It is smiling pleasantly and looking around the room
[13:36:41 24/02/14] Trigger : Oh god an even younger two-toed sloth
[13:36:47 24/02/14] Trigger : So many fucking sloths
[13:38:00 24/02/14] Trigger : Lol sloths are smart enough to shit at the base of the tree they live in for fertilizer

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:39 am

[03:36:12] Trigger : My plan is to constantly visit the exact same point in time, rape myself in the mouth, then pretend to go to the bathroom and return to my own time.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:04 am

[00:51:34] Trigger : "Black Diamond" by Stratovarius wins the award for best 90s song I didn't hear until loooong after the 90s had ended
[00:54:46] Trigger : Found one of those huge mosquitos in my bathroom sink looking for water
[00:55:01] Trigger : I turned on the faucet and began to flush him down
[00:55:26] Trigger : But he caught onto the water stopper and held onto it to avoid being sucked down to certain death
[00:55:50] Trigger : After several seconds I took pity on it, turned off the faucet, and allowed it to leave the bathroom
[00:55:55] Trigger : I may be going soft
[00:56:52] @ Megalodon Spider : They make a pill for that
[00:57:03] @ Megalodon Spider : Cheesy
[00:57:15] @ The Slotheist : poopin' complete
[00:57:21] Trigger :   Angry 
[00:57:42] @ The Slotheist : Ohohoho
[00:57:46] @ The Slotheist : Birkin made a funny

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:43 am

[01:31:39] Trigger : NOPE
[01:32:57] @ The Slotheist : This is our difference, it seems.
[01:34:42] @ Megalodon Spider : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaJQKTRY4qo
[01:34:52] Trigger : And one of us must die because of it D:<
[01:36:16] @ Megalodon Spider : Well the obvious choice is you
[01:36:19] @ The Slotheist : Who do you think that'll be, really?
[01:36:41] @ Megalodon Spider : ;;_;; cause you're not one of us... Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[01:36:48] * Megalodon Spider points at trigger with multiple legs
[01:37:03] * Trigger takes flight!
[01:37:23] * Trigger uses the power of flight to fly!
[01:37:39] * Megalodon Spider right into the ceiling web
[01:37:41] @ The Slotheist : that video
[01:37:50] @ The Slotheist : Those two were never seen again!
[01:37:51] @ The Slotheist :
[01:38:00] * The Slotheist flies with 8 wings
[01:38:03] * Trigger hootshrieks
[01:38:13] * The Slotheist lands on the web canopy and webs Trigger up
[01:38:13] * Megalodon Spider they only get tangled more!
[01:38:20] @ The Slotheist : ;;_;;
[01:38:26] @ The Slotheist : Give usssss a kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...
[01:38:28] @ Megalodon Spider : ;;_;;
[01:38:29] * The Slotheist hisses
[01:39:38] * Megalodon Spider plucks at the web, signaling "dinner" for the spiderlings
[01:40:24] @ The Slotheist : Wait
[01:40:28] * Trigger muffled shrieks
[01:40:37] @ The Slotheist : How did Spiderlings enter the picture, I thought we were pretty much bachelors
[01:40:47] @ The Slotheist : Are they the neighbors?
[01:41:08] @ The Slotheist : God dammit, Birkin, I can't afford to share EVERY sharkowl with the neighbor's brood! D:<
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:00 pm

[14:26:50] @ Scorpion : soooooo good~
[14:26:52] Trigger : I accidentally conquer empires
[14:27:00] @ Scorpion : fresh from the griller
[14:27:11] @ Scorpion : stuffed to the brim with tortilla strips
[14:27:17] @ Scorpion : the lady who made them was a bamf
[14:27:47] Trigger : Mmmmm nacho cheese
[14:27:54] Trigger : Those do sound gooeylicious
[14:28:44] @ Scorpion : they were
[14:28:54] @ Scorpion : quite comforting after 3 hours at the shrinks office
[14:28:58] Trigger : I have an egg on my burger
[14:29:01] Trigger : And bacon
[14:29:12] Trigger : There is an entire breakfast on my burger
[14:29:13] @ Scorpion : equally gooeylicious
[14:29:24] Trigger : 3 hours wtf
[14:29:29] Trigger : What went down
[14:30:42] @ Scorpion : he tapped into the innermost workings of my mind, probing the darkest recesses of my memory, and unlocking the mysteries of my sanity
[14:31:11] @ Scorpion : Or in laymens terms, he gave me a bunch of tests and told me nothing I didnt already know..
[14:31:30] @ Scorpion : 'short term memory kind of sucks, and you're good at everything but math"
[14:31:38] Trigger : My old shrink was an assclown
[14:31:48] Trigger : Lol
[14:32:03] Trigger : Fuck math
[14:32:12] @ Scorpion : he looked like professor x
[14:32:36] @ Scorpion : the real kicker was the 560 personality inventory questionaire
[14:32:39] @ Scorpion : holy fuck dude x.x
[14:32:54] @ Scorpion : never did taking a true/false questionaire suck so much
[14:33:01] @ Scorpion : lil ass, uncomfy chair
[14:33:04] @ Scorpion : no room to stretch
[14:33:11] @ Scorpion : no means of getting comfy
[14:33:21] @ Scorpion : an hour twenty minutes of torture
[14:33:26] @ Scorpion : but at the same time
[14:33:37] @ Scorpion : it was hilarious, some of the questions
[14:33:49] Trigger : Loooool
[14:34:08] * Trigger imagines him with Patrick Stewart voice
[14:34:29] @ Scorpion : "Do you dream about sex a lot?" "Do you have any sexual thoughts do you keep to yourself?" "Do you enjoy children?"
[14:34:49] @ Scorpion : D: im like "wtf? im going to get put on a sex offender registry with this test"
[14:34:50] Trigger : Lol he was trying to pedocorner you
[14:35:00] @ Scorpion : those 3 questions were like back to back
[14:35:02] Trigger : Run
[14:35:19] Trigger : Was this required by a temp agency or something?
[14:35:35] @ Scorpion : yea
[14:35:57] Trigger : Gay
[14:37:01] Trigger : The egg is too much
[14:37:10] @ Scorpion : the questions were broken down into these categories, really: how perverted are you? are you suicidal? are you a man and or woman trapped in the wrong body? Tell us about your sex life. This is not a question, just answer it, we need it to finish *fapfapfap* Are you going to kill someone else? How unhappy are you really? Did we mention we want to know about your sex life?"
[14:37:44] @ Scorpion : "have you interacted oddly with an animal?"
[14:37:54] @ Scorpion : "Do you like causing pain to someone and or animals"
[14:38:33] Trigger : Loooool
[14:39:13] Trigger : It's a lying test
[14:39:26] Trigger : "I am a paragon of mankind"
[14:40:41] @ Scorpion : "Conundrum. I first learned the meaning of that word from the movie Twin Peaks"
[14:40:57] @ Scorpion : "Oh. I learned it from Silence of The Lambs"
[14:41:05] * Scorpion shrink laughs nervously
[14:41:56] @ Scorpion : Cheesy
[14:42:35] Trigger : D:
[14:42:54] Trigger : My shrink was just convinced I had been raped
[14:43:03] Trigger : He was like, 100% sure
[14:43:13] Trigger : And I was like nuuuuuuu Angry
[14:47:13] @ Scorpion : loooool
[14:47:52] Trigger : I had these comics I drew
[14:48:07] Trigger : There was one reoccurring character named James
[14:48:13] Trigger : He always got raped
[14:48:28] Trigger : We have a family friend named James as well
[14:48:42] Trigger : So the psychiatrist started connecting crazy dots
[14:51:08] Trigger : Was about 14 at the time
[14:51:25] Trigger : My burger is nearly gone D:
[14:51:33] @ Scorpion : Bahahahahaha
[14:54:15] @ Scorpion : Well
[14:54:18] @ Scorpion : you know what this means right?
[14:54:51] @ Scorpion : We can't tarnish herr doctor's professional fortitude
[14:54:58] @ Scorpion : If he said you were raped, then we must make it so
[14:55:18] Trigger : No fuck that shit Angry
[14:56:37] @ Scorpion : That's the spirit
[14:56:47] @ Scorpion : Now bite the pillow, something's going in dry[/i]

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:26 am

[01:18:54] Trigger : We could have REAL Gunsams
[01:19:01] @ The Slotheist : Gunsam
[01:19:02] @ The Slotheist : lol
[01:19:04] Trigger : d*
[01:19:05] @ The Slotheist : GUN, SAM!
[01:19:06] @ The Slotheist : NOW
[01:19:22] @ The Slotheist : SAMWISE GANJI, THROW ME YOUR SIDEARM OR SAURON WILL FIRE THE DEATH STAR!
[01:19:34] Trigger : I was going to name him Sam, but I wanted him to sound tough
[01:19:36] @ The Slotheist : You just did something to me and I am not sure what to think of it
[01:19:56] @ The Slotheist : Also, fuck, gamgee. Whatevs.
[01:20:02] Trigger : Samwise Ganja...
[01:20:18] @ The Slotheist : lol
[01:20:23] @ The Slotheist : No, though, for reals
[01:20:28] @ The Slotheist : Rebel Hobbits.
[01:20:32] Trigger : Merryn and Pippin. Both fools of a Toke.
[01:20:39] @ The Slotheist : In a gritty, WW2 Star Wars
[01:20:51] @ The Slotheist : Also, yes, entirely on drugs.
[01:20:59] @ The Slotheist : an exciting variety of drugs.
[01:21:03] Trigger : Entirely.
[01:21:18] Trigger : Dough-yo Baggins
[01:21:27] Trigger : The thugginest hobbit
[01:21:36] @ The Slotheist : Yolo Swaggins*
[01:21:44] @ The Slotheist : AIN'T YOU NEVER HEARD OF YOLO SWAGGINS, SON?
[01:21:53] Trigger : Baggins already seems like an appropriately druggy name
[01:21:57] @ The Slotheist : HE BE LIKE "OH, LOOK, I'M 50, TIME TO FUCK BITCHES"
[01:22:08] Trigger : Dildo Faggins Angry
[01:22:15] Peng has been disconnected on Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:22 am (session timeout)
[01:22:15] Peng has been disconnected on Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:22 am (session timeout)
[01:22:15] @ The Slotheist : MAD ELF PUSSY, ACCESS TO THE DANKEST WEED
[01:22:26] @ The Slotheist : SO DANK PENGY LOGGED OUT TWICE JUST HEARING ABOUT IT
[01:22:31] Trigger : Mad, mad elf pussy
[01:22:59] Trigger : And all the dwarf women
[01:23:10] Trigger : Those dank caverns keep them perpetually moist
[01:24:21] @ The Slotheist : Lord of the Bling
[01:24:28] @ The Slotheist : The return of the thing
[01:24:33] Trigger : Star Whores
[01:24:45] Trigger : Return of the Gay Guy
[01:25:41] Trigger : Instead of Dune
[01:25:42] @ The Slotheist : This is being chat quoted.
[01:25:44] Trigger : Just...
[01:25:45] Trigger : Poon
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:55 am

[01:27:33] @ The Slotheist : Sir, you have earnt my respek knuckles.
[01:30:51] Trigger : No D:<
[01:31:03] * Trigger regards knuckles with mandible
[01:33:03] @ The Slotheist : Would you rather have knuckles or mandible?
[01:33:15] @ The Slotheist : Mandibles*
[01:33:25] Trigger : Lol
[01:33:38] Trigger : Such things should not be recorded for all history
[01:33:47] Trigger : Anyway
[01:33:51] Trigger : Mandible for sure
[01:34:28] Trigger : I'm afraid I'm out of brain juice, and the phone must be confined to the inconvenient charger
[01:34:32] @ The Slotheist : Then you can have my respek mandibles.
[01:34:37] Trigger : Get thyself to slumber
[01:34:39] @ The Slotheist : Eh, sure. Bye D:<
[01:34:48] * Trigger interlocks mandibles
[01:34:51] @ The Slotheist : I'm mostly out of responsibilies, so fuck that.
[01:34:59] @ The Slotheist : Did we just scissor
[01:35:00] Trigger : Pffgfsbsbsnnxf
[01:35:11] Trigger : Yes no takebacks faggot
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:49 pm

Mira Kotone Silver-Sasaki shared 8-Bit Misdreavus's photo.
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I'd like to have sex with her too
Is it wrong to envy a dude in a picture
I'd like to have sex with her too
Is it wrong to envy a dude in a picture


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Colman Fung fine, it makes her a pervert then.
I am one of those people who will question any girl that seems too good to be true, too pure if you may....See More
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Colman Fung also, come the fuck on. are you telling me that she gets trapped in the game for 2 years and absolutely NOTHING happened in there?
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Stacy Lane how is she "pure"? she's openly wanting to rock Kirito's world. She's not a pervert, or pure, she's just a normal teenager with hormones like anyone else approaching adulthood
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Colman Fung obviously, you have not seen the SAO fanbase who like to believe that.
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Stacy Lane *shrugs* I dont care what the fanbase has to say. Just because they choose to believe one way doesnt make it so. I'm going off what the mangaka says. No one else's opinion on her character matters
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Colman Fung fair enough. for me, any girl character that acts all goody-goody is an immediate flag of having a poor facade, despite of me being wrong or whatever.
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Stacy Lane You must have a terrible time trusting people
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Colman Fung nah, i still nod my head and smile even at those whom i do not like. Unless they are complete idiots, that is a totally different story.
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Aidan Slothra Coyne OHBOY FITES
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Aidan Slothra Coyne Ohboy Oberto.
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Matthew J Barnes Colman Fung, I am disappoint.....First off, if you expect real straight up non-troped in anyway characters when watching an anime, u are in the wrong home. Second, a girl having sexual urges is a problem? Dude, 21st century, this isn't that backwards 18th century nonsense where u can slap a belt onto a girl so she can't be some rich dude's fleshlight and asset trophy upon marriage.
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Matthew J Barnes Thirdly, in SAO they discussed removing the "ethics" code which upon doing so would reveal their nude bodies and allow sexual contact within the digital realm, this being mind only. However, the best kind of sex is the kind that is both physical and mental.Like doing a lusty demon's dance and becoming water.
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Matthew J Barnes So yeah, canon-speaking they had sex.
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Matthew J Barnes Deal with it.
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Aidan Slothra Coyne We can all go home now, your favorite character fucked someone.
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Matthew J Barnes Hey, it could be worse. In Axis powers hetalia, Itally kissed a boy at the tender age of eight, sleeps with his brother regularly and was totally fucking Germany behind the walls xD
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Aidan Slothra Coyne I never watched Hetalia, i always hated how they turned 20,000,000+ casualties into homoerotic chibishit.
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Colman Fung way to totally miss the point.
you can't be telling me that she is not depicted as a purity sue character (points to ALO), for some reason, people really like to fall for that trick.
Asuna is only popular for one reason, and that reason is why I call her "The Forth Wall Slut".
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Matthew J Barnes Dude, what's your point?
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Aidan Slothra Coyne Who cares how she's depicted? It has no bearing on the message.

The message being that they totally need to boink.
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Colman Fung (points to a mountains of 18+ SAO doujin that includes Asuna and NTR)
there is truth in everything i say. who says everything has to be canon to be real. if someone made it up, it is real enough in this 2D world.
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Colman Fung what i am getting at is that the fanbase made her appear this way. take it as you will.
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Aidan Slothra Coyne Canon is canon. I'm not playing semantics, just character progression.

Pic related.

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Matthew J Barnes Ummm no, it's canon because the actual creator of SAO confirmed it himself, not because a doujin artist drew it.
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Matthew J Barnes >Assuming there is something wrong with a product being connected with its fanbase?
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Stacy Lane Also.. the fact that it's canon pretty much dictates that it is. If it's not drawn or ok'd by the creator of the series, then its not really canon. The fanbase has no bearing on what is canon, despite how vehemently they want that to be true.
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Aidan Slothra Coyne This got pretty popular, Miregg.
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Stacy Lane Infamous is more like it
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Aidan Slothra Coyne Infamous and notorious are roughly the same, but I'd use notoriety here.
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Aidan Slothra Coyne It just works.
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Matthew J Barnes The law would disagree with you, as would the ideas of intellectual property and artistic integrity.
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Aidan Slothra Coyne And a good portion of common sense.
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Colman Fung then if that is the case than doujin works and every other fan related works should be illegal then.
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Matthew J Barnes Nope, protected by "parodies" clause.
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Matthew J Barnes Fan art, same thing as long as it is not used commercially.
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Aidan Slothra Coyne They're distinct from canon. Fan-made fiction. AND PORN.

Whalecum to the world.
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Colman Fung than who is to say parody does not effect the fanbase? You guys are so one-dimensional. Why do we need to separate everything? why not just mix it all in one-pot, it's the same damn story, ain't it.

Also, for the record, just because it is a law, does not mean it is right. the law does not incorporate common sense, or at least it should, but it doesn't.
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Colman Fung All I did is call out Asuna to be a slut and people loses their minds, you people are sure designed conveniently.
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Matthew J Barnes Why do we need to separate everything? Because if we didn't, M. Night Shyamalan would be able to make more DBZ whenever he wanted......
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Aidan Slothra Coyne It's not the same story, the law isn't always right, but at least the law knows where it's going, and isn't confusing morality & some bizarre levels of uncertainty with the idea of two fictional characters fucking each other.
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Matthew J Barnes Also, you can call whomever you wish a slut, but the way you conveyed it, it kind of implied that a woman having sexual urges was "wrong" in your eyes, you can think what you will but ...
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Matthew J Barnes I'm stepping out of this one....Kind of pointless.
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Stacy Lane The thing you arent understanding though, Colman, is that, while stuff DOES affect and influence the fanbase, the fanbase -isn't- the mangaka. The fanbase has no control, say or sway over the mangaka's creations,

That's like taking anything from robo...See More
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Colman Fung the manga-ka is not some sort of omnificent presence as you think. the fanbase is alive, and sometimes out of control. the manga-ka is just one person. the original's creative mind does not hold an authority over the minds that make something else o...See More
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Aidan Slothra Coyne What you're talking about has no weight here. It's a case of overreaching so strongly that you look absolutely retarded.
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Colman Fung I do that. What you think have no weight will actually come back to you on a personal level at some point, and only then you will know exact what i am talking about.
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Aidan Slothra Coyne This is the only point in time I'm going to make this attempt unless I feel like it will be worth it to further examine this.

I feel like I've been where you are. I was often too scatterbrained in reality and looking for ways to state something online, connecting my argument to anything that seems factual and true to give you confidence enough to type it out. But what I grabbed on was 100% pure bullshit. You need to bring this to you, not the other way around. You need to be relevant to the conversation as it is, and not hope that the uncertainty of the future will vindicate you.

Because you still look retarded to me right now.
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Colman Fung Likewise, you are not putting anything on the table either.
Unless you can recall some sort of personal experience, you have no cards to play. I, however, have that.
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Aidan Slothra Coyne And like that, he is irretrievably baka.

Whale plaid.

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Colman Fung I was talking about putting things on the table.
Linking reality and fantasy is the conversation here, how hard is it to get?
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Aidan Slothra Coyne About as hard as all 5 pieces of Exodia? I'unno.
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Colman Fung ah ok, it was a bit hard to catch. sorry about that. I will kindly do what I must and look at things only I like to see, just for this time.

People are sure designed conveniently.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:21 am

[00:19:21] Trigger : What do you do
[00:19:28] Trigger : When you live in a shoe
[00:19:34] Trigger : And you have to poo
[00:19:46] @ The Slotheist : You poo in the shoe?
[00:20:14] Trigger : And piss in it too!
[00:20:38] * Trigger tap dances offstage

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:36 pm

[19:34:14] Trigger : Bone Owls hunt dicks Cheesy
[19:34:22] Trigger : They are tasty prey
[19:35:14] @ The Slotheist : I knew it!
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:19 pm

[21:02:05] Z 1 joined the chat on Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:02 pm
[21:10:12] The Slotheist joined the chat on Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:10 pm
[21:10:22] @ The Slotheist : Eyyyy
[21:12:14] @ The Slotheist : Bitch Cheesy
[21:15:45] @ The Slotheist : Give us a hug Cheesy
[21:15:54] * The Slotheist crushes Z's mobile suit in his grip
[21:17:09] Z 1 has been disconnected on Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:17 pm (session timeout)
[21:18:20] * The Slotheist tosses the wrecked metal hulk of Z's suit to the side and wanders back off into the Costa Rican rainforest

Mobile Suit vs Mostly Immobile Sloth.

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Wed May 21, 2014 9:40 pm

[21:38:46] @ Pengy : damn what is a good penguin refference
[21:38:57] @ Pengy : mr. poppin? that nigga had some penguins

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:32 pm

[16:25:37] @ Slothra : If ever the plan is to have me searched
[16:25:43] @ Slothra : I will buy Hello Kitty boxers.
[16:25:50] @ Slothra : Just for the occasion.
[16:26:07] Trigger : If I'm gonna have a cavity search
[16:26:17] Trigger : They shouldnt be surprised when I shit on them
[16:26:36] @ Slothra : lol
[16:26:42] Trigger : Not to be gross, but my movements have been mostly water lately
[16:26:47] Trigger : Quite messy for the TSA
[16:27:09] @ Slothra : TSA officer has to be the job with the highest ups and the lowest downs
[16:27:18] @ Slothra : Highest ups? Cavity check a model.
[16:27:26] @ Slothra : Lowest down? Get shit on by a fat man.
[16:27:44] Trigger : Cheesy
[16:28:05] Trigger : At least I'm not old
[16:28:17] Trigger : But I would definitely be in the top 5% worst searches
[16:28:23] Trigger : Would not make it easy on them
[16:28:47] @ Slothra : I'd become gay just for the occasion.
[16:29:05] Trigger : lol
[16:29:12] @ Slothra : So I say, but every fiber of my being screams out act straight cause you're straight.
[16:29:17] @ Slothra : I would try though.
[16:29:20] Trigger : Reminds me of when I got paddled my senior year by the principle
[16:29:24] Trigger : I made it a gay affair
[16:29:30] @ Slothra : lol
[16:29:32] Trigger : "Ooooh spank me harder"
[16:29:39] @ Slothra : That's so great.
[16:30:03] Trigger : One of my proudest moments, and I was bent over
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Quotes   Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:56 pm

Excript from Facebook. Noiz Scope is a friend of mine. She cosplays, and this weekend she
cosplayed as Eren Jager. In the past she played as Levi. The concerned eyebrows thing is
an inside joke, so dont feel bad if you dont get it.

Noiz Scape
June 19 · Edited
Quick.
Things Eren Jaeger would wear on a t-shirt:

Edit: I'm not just being a little shit,
I'm looking for something to put on a tshirt for casual Eren for ABC

Because getting the actual costume together in 2 days is a no.
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Stacy Lane "My sister @#$@ my mouth with bread and I take it all."
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Stacy Lane "Ask me about concerned eyebrows"
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Stacy Lane "I Jaegermeister"
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Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama DON'T KEEP CALM AND KILL ALL TITANS
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Stacy Lane "TITANS ARE MY TRIGGER!"
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Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama MY MOVEMENT GEAR ISN'T MY ONLY TOOL BENEATH MY BELT
June 19 at 9:52pm · Edited · Like · 2

Stacy Lane "Mikasa Es Sukasa"
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Noiz Scape NOTHING to do with Mikasa. and nothing I can't wear around cute baby con goers.
June 19 at 9:54pm · Unlike · 1

Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama How about
"I'm with aggressive" with an arrow pointing up?
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Stacy Lane "See me in 3D"
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Eren Jäger U Mad Bro xD
June 19 at 10:10pm · Like

Eren Jäger Or maybe like a band shirt like a Five Finger Death Punch shirt?
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Eren Jäger Get a Yolo shirt and use fabric paint to put '(Jk)' under where it says 'yolo'
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Eren Jäger I dunno
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Noiz Scape XD ^that's what I'm doing for Kenny I think
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Eren Jäger Killing titans costs me an arm and a leg
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Eren Jäger Property of Rivaille Ackerman
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Eren Jäger Ask me about my anger management classes
June 19 at 10:21pm · Like · 1

Eren Jäger This is my titan killing shirt
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Eren Jäger I'm just going off here, sorry I'll stop.
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Stacy Lane "I Mom"
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Eren Jäger WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY!? *sobs*
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Stacy Lane Bwahahahaha
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Stacy Lane Your mom?
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Eren Jäger (Jaeger mode activated) "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!"
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Eren Jäger "YOU DESERVE TO BE TITAN FOOD!'
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Stacy Lane u mad bro?
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Eren Jäger "NO"
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Eren Jäger "SIND DIE JAEGER."
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