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BunnyHop
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PostSubject: I'm glad I'm a woman   Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:17 am

Glad to be a woman

I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don't go around "re-adjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!
I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.

And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
To have these two boobs and to squat when I pee.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
Or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
Then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
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PostSubject: Re: I'm glad I'm a woman   Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:27 am

Ouch bunny. that hits home right here *points at heart*

Makes me want to make a poem aginst this one Tongue

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PostSubject: Re: I'm glad I'm a woman   Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:55 am

Thank you very much
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