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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:53 am

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Wow I don't even know what to say after all of that XD

That's what SHE said. :'(

Thats what your mom said :o

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:54 am

who Misty or Dawn. I forget who's Ash's bitch these days.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:59 am

Don't forget May. =O

In Hoenn, no one can hear you scream.

Except Brock, but he gets off on it.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:03 am

For the first few seasons, the only person Ash had was Misty. But she was too bitchy
and shit to actually say anything outright to him. Her only competition was from that
Melody chick from Pokemon The Movie 2000: The Power of One. Melody was very
flirty with Ash and it drove Misty nuckin futs.

Crystal only made an appearance during a Japanese special dedicated to Raikou. In
the special she was hooked up with a side-character, but obviously had a crush on
Gold.

Then Misty left Ash to go back home and then the writers brought in the new female
character Jailbai-I mean May. She was hanging out with Ash until Diamond and Pearl
game out, which is where the new female lead, Dawn, comes into play.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:09 am

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In Hoenn, no one can hear you scream.

Except Brock, but he gets off on it.

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Then Misty left Ash to go back home and then the writers brought in the new female character Jailbai-I mean May.

so many lolz.... must.... remember.... to bre-ath-e...

Speaking of Brock, just how many Nurse Joys and Officer Jenny's do you think he's sexed up when he wasnt with the cock blockers?

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:13 am

Ah... Barely-pubescent kids, out on their own with no adult supervision for months on end, chaperoned by a slightly older Mexican kid that has a problem keeping his eyes open.

That's why the female lead keeps switching. Same reason Zoey101 went off the air. You can't very well have a pregnant minor on a tv show.

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Speaking of Brock, just how many Nurse Joys and Officer Jenny's do you think he's sexed up when he wasnt with the cock blockers?

Eight. One for each gym town!

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:14 am

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Speaking of Brock, just how many Nurse Joys and Officer Jenny's do you think he's sexed up when he wasnt with the cock blockers?

Ah, poor Brock. Sadly, the sonovabitch is still a virgin. It's in his contract, everyone gets
laid except Brock. Except that one time he was in the orange archipelago with Prof. Ivy and
her trio of lesbians. However, anal rape isn't a valid way to lose one's cherry.

http://www.pokemopolis.net/main.htm

Awesome site, you'll laugh until your sides are sore. Though in Kyo's case atm, it'd probably
send him to the hospital.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:16 am

)=< I said eight! So it has been said! So it must be done!

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:19 am

hahaha i'm terrified to touch the link, i want to see the lolz but i'm afraid i'd have a stroke and die of laughter.

Out alone with only a mexican hahaha. I love how he's supposed to be the Adult influence in the show along with team rocket. Oh and the profesor oak.

One teachs kids to sex up anything that moves.
The other teaches kids to steal if you dont get caught.
And Prof Oak teaches kids that old men want to hold onto their balls for them.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:22 am




While I'm at it, I'll share this with you too.

http://shadowarchive.tripod.com/

Now, be forewarned the link above takes you to some fanfic smut. Albeit horrible and hilarious stuff.
Abide by your countries/states laws and don't visit if you're under the legal age of consent. However,
those of you that CAN visit, should. The stories inside are fucking hilarious.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:32 am

Lol, I suddenly feel like ranting about the rivals.

Red/Ash - My rival is an elitist douche bag. He doesn't have a dad. This makes him mysterious.

Gold/Jimmy - My rival is a cold-blooded criminal. His dad was the main bad guy from the first game.

Ruby/Brendan - I don't even have a rival. Why doesn't anyone love me? Is it my hair?

Diamond/Markus - ...My rival is a homosexual with ADD. His dad is a homosexual hidden boss with ADD.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:37 am

ya lost me there trig.

and i always thought it was

Red/Gary - I always get the hot chicks and set records while you feed off my scraps and flat chested gym leaders (misty)

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:03 am

Anyone besides me a little disappointed that Gary pulled a 180 during the end of the
Johto series and dropped out of being Ash's rival? Seriously, what a pussy way to go
out.

Also, did you notice that NONE of the people Ash met in the first season, save for Duplica,
ever made a return appearance later on in the series?

Not the chubby samurai who had the epic metapod vs metapod battle.
Not the texan badass who loved putting his sandshrew in BDSM gear.
Not the stuck up bitch from the pokemon prep-school that everyone wanted to bang.
Not the copycat chick-oh wait, that's Duplica. oO

Seriously, these guys were even featured in the opening credits of the orange island
series and yet they never show up again in the series, hell. The orange islands are
never even mentioned after the second movie.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:10 am

I can barely remember Johto. At the end of the pokemon league tournament, didn't Gary shake Ash's hand and say something like, "Ah, you're cool. We don't have to be enemies anymore." ?

I remember angryfacing and yelling, "Now who's Ash's nemesis supposed to be?! The homo with the camera?!"

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:16 am

While Gary did shake his hand, he told Ash that he wanted to try something else for a
change, so he decided to become a researcher just like Oak. Poor Gary. His fan club
disbanded and he slowly faded away into lonely obscurity. He was last seen during one
of the Hoenn ep's trying to reclaim a lost Aerodactyl.

It was intended that Ash's new rival would be Richie (that's the kid with the other
pikachu), but even he vanished after the Johto series.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:21 am

That homo witht he camera is the only one that ever made sense to me.

He has the ultimate job. All he does is find out where pokemon are, get a good pic, and write down the location. Occasionally he talks about the up and coming trainers for the pokemagazine. That way readers know where to go for what pokemon and who they should beat in a battle to make a name for themselves, besides wandering aimlessly around the world for months until they are 30 year old virgins like our main hero Ass-i mean Ash.

Dude gets paid to be a Paparazzi. Every other character is a Scientist that does what every other scientist is doing, sells food, is digging up the next new ancient pokemon, or is just a shut in. The Joys and Jennys have the medical and police force completely tapped out.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:36 am

I've got two hilarious pokemon based comics for you. First up is...

http://www.vgcats.com/super/

Written and drawn by the guy who brought us VG Cats. Super Effective chronicles the
adventures of the protagonists of Fire Red & Leaf Green as they journey to become the
greatest pokemon masters in the world, and it also nods to the anime series from time
to time.

The second is Pokemon X. No, it's not a sleazy porn comic (Sorry guys XD), but it's
[s]cock[/s] chock full of comedy and innuendo. Like Super Effective, Pokemon X
chronicles the adventures of Brendan and May, the protagonists of the Ruby and
Sapphire series on their way to becoming the best pokemon master and coordinator
in the world.

http://pokemonx.comicgenesis.com/d/20030602.html

Word of caution for Pokemon X, the comics span several frickin years and there's a
TON of them. In fact, I still haven't finished this series myself, so be ready for a
long haul of reading.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:58 am

EVERYONE MUST READ THE FIRST LINK!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:09 am

Ha! Some of those were truly amazing.

*Now has breathing problems from all the lols*

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:31 am

*passes trig a spare oxygen mask*

i know the feeling

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:05 pm

Off-Topic, yet on topic!

I had no idea who.. Lopunny was, so I decided to google image..

... -.-

Neither contain nudity, though one contains the suggestion of nipples.



http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/162/f/1/Anthro____Lopunny__by_tailsrulz.jpg

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs18/300W/f/2007/215/6/d/PKMN_428___Lopunny_by_Plua.jpg


There were several more... but um... yaw.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:31 pm

lmao we had a huge discussion on pokemon for about 5 hours last nite and Lopunny was brought up and we alll googled it and saw the same thing you did Jarki Tongue

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:41 pm

Sorry Jawrkeeh ^^; I was running on fumes at the time so it was hard to find someone
that actually fit you. I know that Moon woulda fit well with Lopunny or Bunneary, but that
seemed a lil obvious.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:50 pm

Dood, I'm teh bunny! D:

Or Teddiursa Shocked

I claimed teh bunny role LONG before they joined Angry

I actually enjoyed it, just I lawled when I google imaged it and that's what I saw.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon!   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:59 pm

x3 Well then I'm pleased I got you right!

So UC, I ask you..


I myself have always seen myself as a Slowking.

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